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Thursday May 24, 2007

May 24, 2007
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Hello fine internet frequenters this fine blog has new found purpose!

Here in this digital tome lies the survival guide for those hunted by office work and corporate purgatory.

Day one: Bathroom callisthenics.

The worst thing about my job is the boredom. In fact even the most exciting projects are when compared to normal life inanely mundane. This fact coupled with my general inability to go to sleep at a respectable hour often leaves me incredibly tired. To fend of the sand man during work hours I have taken to sort bursts of exercise in the bathroom. Why the bathroom you ask, well simply it has double doors so that no one can see you peeing if someone is rude enough to hold the door open. This fact is important as it acts as my early warning system; if I hear the main door go I know to start washing my hands. If I look a bit flustered I just tell whoever enters that I had just done a dirty great shit. What I do is slope off to the toilet and providing there is no one in there I do a few stretches, pull ups (using the cross bar of one of the cubicles), and finish off wish a more stretches. This little activity keeps me awake and responsive for the whole day.

Next week gorilla printer tactics and productivity by proxy.
phatlaces:
I avoid public bathrooms, now that I know what other people do in them, I shall even more. wink
May 24, 2007
coos:
I think that's completely amazing. Go you. biggrin
May 25, 2007

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