not_jon

Well I was acting ig'nant, not so much wearing an ignorance suit.

Cute haiku.

Damn those ninja miners.

I avoid public bathrooms, now that I know what other people do in them, I shall even more.

I think that's completely amazing. Go you.

Want some cheese with that whine? I mean wine?
How ya been?

Hey, I'm not showing off. If I wanted to show off I'd talk about how I worked today, and volunteered last night. Just wish I had something to show for it outside of spit up on my pants and a backache.

Man that's gotta suck ass - but atleast you get a raise thats more than 10cents at a time. I hate that crap. My last boss gave me 25cents every 3 months, but I was still making WAY less than the people there for a year - about $3 an hour difference.

Well welcome back if you stay for a bit.

First of all, I'm frightfully awful at responding to things in a timely manner.
Secondly, you're an absolute sweetheart, and thank you . My mum has been in good spirits; I went and visited her and brought her duct tape and cookies. Duct tape holds the world together, and cookies fix ANYTHING.
The one instance where anything that was of my expense was at least kindly handled was a themed party I went to a few years back. We had to wear a tie. And because I am not a business person, and have not gone to Catholic school (though love the uniforms, different story), I was not comfortable in a tie. I went and did my business in the bathroom and somehow managed to get my TIE stuck in my zipper. I would not survive as a male member of our race.
Anyway, I'm in the bathroom of this gal's house, going nuts, hunched over, starting to really panic and after I'd say a good twenty minutes, I managed to wrestle the cheap tie out of my crotch and head back into the party. Part of the material was still left dangling around my neck, the rest was a tail that dangled in the front of my pants. Quite the giggle, I'm pretty sure there's pictures somewhere.

This guy starts hearing voices in his head, it turns out to be a novelist is writing a book - in which he is the main character and she is going to kill him. I personally enjoyed it.

I think I have to concur that the rescuer of the CEP turns out to be a very inviting prospect, indeed. Especially when said fair maiden was getting pretty fed up with said CEP spewing chicken on me while speaking.
As far as saving people from KFCs, I say let them have it, anyone that goes into those establishments is obviously ASKING for it. The bloodthirsty rabbits though ... I think those tend to hide in cafes with Vikings more than anywhere else.
That should be your next spot.

What about a paramecium with a mediocre power tie? Could you live with being a paramecium with a tie?

I wouldn't know about the sexy locations. I'll just be in so many places it's easier to say undisclosed.

Hey, no removing of drunken blogs, I don't even correct mine later. Takes away from laughing at yourself later.

Hmmm, well I can see her trying to hit you, you were messing up her booty call.

My back isn't that horrible, at least not at the moment, but thanks for your concern. Although I'm prefering this to your hand. But atleast you can poke people in the eye all the time and say it's an accident. I do it to people all the time and get in trouble for it, accidently stuck my finger in a few other places in a persons face too. My excuse is usually, "sorry, I wasn't paying attention" or just a sorry because I have no real excuse, I'm just clumsy.

Don't worry, I wasn't offended, I didn't even notice. But now that I can leave drunken messages you're in for trouble. I drunken blog, but you can tell because my words are screwed up and some words don't make sense.

I think those people who give those tests are like the dentists that don't fully novicane your mouth before they start working. They're evil, evil I tell you. When they did mine they had to stop early because my muscles were so tense that they couldn't get the needles in - so I guess my people were nicer.

Sounds like you had fun.

Out of desperation of seeing my floor I did clean my room today.

Congrats ! Now get me a job there with a bigger office with a window, and you'll need to do my work for me... jk'n. But again, Congrats !