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Saturday Feb 10, 2007

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Blah after a chilled back night in for the first time in ages I have awoken today infected and I fear that once more my projects will get neglected for the warm soft embrace of my bed.

Too much time has been lost to hangovers of late and I feel that my awful job and the weekend parties which have increased in intensity to the power of concurrent awful weeks squared have left me diminished. The pace in which I hunt love (or at least lust) has slowed, and requests for paintings have come and deadlines have gone without even a glance towards the stencil room. Dear me, what a bleak shell of a little man I have became! But no more I say! Fair well I cry out to my poisons and chemicals, you have carried me far but its time for me to walk alone. I will put the glands that either God or evolution produced to good use. I will risk my life in pointlessly silly feats like I did as a teenager and covet the giggle inducing endorphins that used to make me so disgustingly buoyant and easy going. Watch out body you have a new mistress and she demands gifts of danger and sweat!

But with that all said I am still ill and it is far too cold outside for adventure today, maybe its best if I just watch "The Emperors New Groove" with a nice warm mug of tea instead. After all, adventure and happiness will still be there tomorrow wont they?
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
coos:
What about a paramecium with a mediocre power tie? Could you live with being a paramecium with a tie? biggrin
Feb 12, 2007
phatlaces:
I wouldn't know about the sexy locations. I'll just be in so many places it's easier to say undisclosed.
Feb 13, 2007

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