Well I am here to talk to you today about pants, underpants in fact just to clarify for our American brothers and sisters. I being a 26 year old male have my pants purchased for my by either my mother of the unfortunate lady I am dating at the time of pant shortage. The last batch of pants my mum got me where medium and were not designed to accommodate the junk in my trunk. Never mind I thought to myself I will just send the back with a little not about my fat ass. Sadly before I could receive my new batch of pants disaster struck in the form of a broken washing machine. So I was forced to buy my own pants and considered that if medium was too small then large would be the way to go. Of I went to the local pants merchant and purchased two packs of five, surly enough to get my through this dirty patch. Low and behold said pants are like wearing a circus tent down there. What the hell is up with that!
phatlaces:
Just be glad you aren't a girl. We have so many types of "pants" that every style fits differently, then you've got my favorite different sizes per company. A size small for Victoria Secret is like a Medium for other stores and vice versa. Be glad. 