nordicgoddess's SuicideGirls Blog

Today I am into jokes. Does anyone know any good ones? I really, really, really like jokes. Here is my favorite joke from grade school.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho cheese

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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er:

hahaha i know.
i spend about half of each year with hairy legs. i'm not a hairy person, so you wouldn't know unless you were really looking. the key to shaving full grown legs is to use kiss my face shave cream...lots of it...and about 3 brand new triple razors. one new one for one leg, the other new one for the other leg, and then the 3rd to clean up both. then lotion. you feel bald. you miss your hair. you get over it. the cycle starts again...

Feb 28, 2004

suicidesmitty:

Q: What do hillbillies do on Haloween?

A: Pump-kin

yeah, thems pics is mine.

Mar 1, 2004

I got a haircut. The dishes are done. There is a glass of wine before me. I am listening to Bazooka's album Poor Mr. Rockstar. One of my friends gave it to me on Tuesday. It kind of reminds me of a Medeski Martin Wood type of thing. I kinda like it. It's good chill out, type on the computer music. How perfect. I hope...
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blasfemme:

you are sooo awesome!!!! you and "punkrockism". love you girls up

Feb 22, 2004

irenzero:

Det var bra at traffas, tak.

Feb 22, 2004

Lots of love to everyone out there! You can read your romantic horoscope here

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prs2000:

my saturday was pretty good actually, but i think i had black sunday...

Feb 15, 2004

blasfemme:

how was your day? i had a great time going on a road trip to meet someone. very cool.

so when are we all gonna go have some fun??

Feb 16, 2004

HELP! My mom is in love with a Swami! It's true. He's an Indian holy man. She's going there to see him in a couple of weeks. The question of the day is: Should I learn Hindi?

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eyesplice:

BTW - wait on the Hindi decision till Mom comes home, she may have ditched him for a mullah or something by then!
PS - that profile pic gives me nightmares, you need to get some pics posted in your pics section!

Feb 12, 2004

prs2000:

are you done cleaning yet?

more swami stories!

Feb 13, 2004

SNOW DAY!!!! I got out of work at 3:00 today because of too much snow. YAY! It makes me happy. I am going to spend some time researching ideas for my new tatoo. As I mentioned before, I have this wickedly huge scar that curves around my shoulder blade from a major operation. I almost died then, so it was a pretty major deal. I...
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neodrunk:

I saw a pretty cool one of a baby rag doll emerging from the belly of a dead carcus. Sick looking, but it was pretty bad ass. The point was the rebirth, so to speak, of becoming clean and sober.

Never count out a big tattoo of me on your ass.

Feb 8, 2004

user09348u5q304:

Thanks for the birthday wishes .....i had a wonderfully fantistic night !!!

Feb 8, 2004

I am going to get another tatoo. This one is going to be on my back. I want to do one that works with a big ol scar I have back there. It goes all the way around my shoulder blade. So it's kinda curvy. I hope to post a picture of myself and the scar one of these days. Any ideas on the tatoo?...
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nebel:

your puppy is soooo great!!!

Feb 1, 2004

memmnochthedevil:

ich libe auch!!!

Feb 1, 2004

Thursday night and I'm drinking a little bit of the Greek wine and feeling good. Actually, for those of you who are interested in a good Greek wine it's called Makedonikos and it's made in Makedonia. It's a light, not sweet (ish) white wine served chilled. Never been to Greece, but I'd love to go and sip this wine in the sun there. Thinking warm...
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violentlyhappy:

just looked up Dino Ciccarelli's stats...
he was with the North Stars from '80 to '89 and retired in '99.
he never played in Dallas i guess.

it's been forever since i've seen a Wild game but the Xcel is an amazing venue for hockey... not a bad seat in the house.

Jan 28, 2004

prs2000:

hey turn on your ichat my dear. i need to send you some indecent pictures. haha.

Jan 28, 2004

I love Fridays! Yay!! What makes it even better is that Michael Jackson is dancing on the roof of his SUV on the way to court. EEEHHHH HEEE

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ejh:

hi again... just making my rounds. WHEE! sleep deprivation is FUN!

Jan 21, 2004

user09348u5q304:

Yippie!!!! Its friday again. My baby is commin home to me

Hopefully I'll be walkin funny again. Actually right about now I just want a good cuddling session on my couch. Aww I'm such a sap

Yeah I know the song I should make a copy of it and just blast it every monday morning on my way to work. Hmmmm yeah I wake up with the wierdest shit in my head I'll have to think about the meaning of songs next time I do that.

The worst though is when you wake up out of a really intense dream and just have the feeling you should remember it , I'll sit there for half an hour sometimes just trying to remember all the details.

Happy Day!!

Jan 22, 2004

Today I've been thinking a lot about being single vs. being in a relationship. The jury is still out. I am pretty divided on that one at the moment.

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admitourmistakes:

ha! I used to tell that one when I was in 6th grade *sigh* Good Times

Jan 15, 2004

ejh:

hey! a friend of punkrocksim is a friend of mine. just saying hi!
oh, to answer the question, it is a tough call. a relationship is great, with the right person. but if it isn't, i'll take single anyday.

Jan 16, 2004