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SORRY FOR LACK OF UPATES!!!!!
I know my fans have been waiting for all the latest updates etc, BUT I ADDED MYSELF TO MY IGNORE AND WAS OUT OF ACTION FOR A WHILE!!!
BUT ITS OKAY I'M BACK!!! AND ALL PROVIDE YOU ALL WITH RANDOM SHIT OUTPUT AND CAMERA PHONE PICS!!!! PHEW!!!

THIS SITE SHOULD HAVE WEBCAM FACILITYS, I LIKE TO LET MY STALKEES SEE...
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Gotten back from Moscow, totally knackered, boozing and chasing devooshkas, takes lots out of the Nopatop

today i came back from Iceland, I feel ill.

I made marinate garlic! beware!!!

Okay time for an update :-)


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I've shaved my balls and co with veet cream to see what would happen, the hairs fell out and the landing gear survived....
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Привет!

All I can say is na ztarovia, and na huj!

I snogged some random little tart last night, I was rather drunk again, what a tard I am indeed.
Thinking about going and getting drunk again tonight, you know the saying "stick to what you are good at" well I'm applying this!

What else did I do today, never got out of bed till dinner time cuz I was feeling so bad about going with...
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Well Christmas this year has been a real "Bah Humbug" event as I suspected it would be!

I ate turkey and did the square root of sweet fuckall!

Pubs were shut today, so I've been deprived of my natural habitat! and am very confused!

On a brighter note my christmas cracker had a wonderful toy,
a keyring that doubles up as a puzzle.
It will...
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