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I remember when I worked at Festival Cinemas in Walnut Creek and people would show up an hour late to their movie because Daylight Savings Time. #daylightsavingstime

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Lawyer Cat Zoom Call. I won't be able to sleep tonight. It's like the best SNL skit of the past 10 years. #catzoomcall #SNL #lawyercat

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Before 2021, every time I went to Dodger Stadium I was praying NOT to get shot, but now can't wait to get shot. Go Giants! #vaccine #LA #dodgerstadium

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Glad I can get that haircut, so I'll be looking good, right before checking into the ICU. #Newsom #liftedstayathomeorder

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Won't you all join me in a final cup of covfefe tonight cause tomorrow will be a glorious new day. #byetrump #hellobiden

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So there's a COVID limited edition strain available LA with a special slipcase, special artwork and DLC included. Get in line but stay 6 feet apart. Goodnight All.

3

Is anybody awake? Or did you all go to sleep early so WandaVision would be waiting in the morning like Christmas.

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LA County to stop using COVID - 19 tests by Curative. Dodger Stadium will now use The Fun Dip stick test by Willy Wonka starting Monday.

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When you hire the Capitol Police Department as security for your 5 year olds B-day, do they bring their own squirt guns or do you have to supply them? Asking for a friend.

arroezze:
Cause and effect at it's finest. People complain about cops shooting people, cops become afraid to do cop things, cops stop shooting people, riots get worse. Who woulda thunk it?