nolita

Well it's been a bit, hope you've all been well. I've been all but bleeding from the brain, trying to cram as much information as possible into it in the past few days. Loan school is surely a cunt, but what's a banking bitch like me to do about it? I honestly felt like my brain was going to melt yesterday afternoon, but after bowls and bowls and Netflix and more bowls, I somehow managed.

So, tomorrow I'm moving! All the way across the street! Hilarious. But it is a much larger place, much nicer, and the rent is far cheaper. And you're all invited to my housewarming party!

In other news, I don't go to the movies often, because I'm a Jew (in the sense that I'm a penny pincher, not literally) and ticket prices are outlandish, so I've been using the fuck out of my free redbox rentals and watched Life of Pi and World War Z the other day. What did you all think, did you read the book, and what did you think in relation to the book?

Alright, back to work and endless cups of coffee. Have a lovely day everyone. And if you're not at work today, fuck you.

Here's my bum.