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noirin

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Thursday May 08, 2003

May 8, 2003
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did the prescriptions thing this morning. had this crazy experience on waking whereby i was dreaming that these kids were taunting me and blading round me on the street, so i said i could blade just as well as them. they gave me a pair and i put them on and we started racing. this was open terrain and as we accelerated we drew near to the town. i got a little apprehensive here as i'm no street skater. but then my alarm went off to tell me to call the doctor and i woke to find my head spinning with inertia, my balance just went and i couldnt see because my body thought i was still speed skating. pretty confusing first thing in the morning for sure...

stacie is pretty hot. caz reminds me of my friend hannah which is weird! she must have put a lot of effort into that set though.

bought a swiss army knife today. also a universal bath plug, what the fuck? since when did they exist? how can that work, how is there a universal plug size? stupid idea, i was robbed. and i bought hotpants! fuck me. i better start eating the melon and going to the gym TWICE a week now, i have no natural inclination to slim hips! [but i do have a natural inclination to exhibitionism!] and hey i know my pic is fucking awesome but im still a size 16. which isnt bad to me but you always get these people saying How Dare you Wear that!! like i give a shit. i always get middle aged women laughing at me in the street though, not like blokes or girls my age, and it just makes me laugh coz they look past it and dated anyway, dunno why they have to start on me. weirdos.

don't start on me.

yeh yeh yeh its the end of the moon cycle and the red rivers are gonna flow, cant wait to get in the mood...mister watchacallem what you doin tonight? hope you're in the mood because i'm feelin just right...tomorrow i think is a good day to study leaves.
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learoy:
noir eh?
you had me flumaxed then , i didn't recognise you.
its the hair you see.
LOVE the hair.
hows things going for you now?
i like your entry, made me laugh
i think its the bladers,
with me bein one and all.
i think bath plugs have ALWAYS been universal,
i can't think of ever seeing small or large plugs,
suppose you could lose a toe or even a young child
if it was a large enough plug. ha
i wish i could get my girlfriend to wear hotpants.
they gotta be the sexiest item of clothing there is.
but alas, she won't, because of womens fucking size issue.
who gives a fuck.
shes a size 16 too, and she's fucking hot,
but all she thinks about is how fat she thinks she looks.
my big pet hate.
good luck with the painters biggrin
May 9, 2003
traumatron:
ah. My housemate kerrie has the snot too.
I feel your pain.

It really is nice to have you back you know. Getting a new name fixes up your brain sometimes doesnt it? Hey, ive got pics now too. go and look.

woo!
May 10, 2003

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