noir

Tidbits:

Two weeks ago, I started sleeping on the couch rather than in my bed. I have no idea why.

I rarely answer my door.

I rarely answer the phone.

I think that 'door' should be spelled 'dorr'.

I don't like peanuts, but I like peanut butter and Thai peanut sauce.

I often buy food that I've never heard of before -- like palm hearts and sunflower seed butter.

I breathe so hard when I sleep that my stomach is sore when I wake up from my diaphram expanding and contracting.

Closely related to that, I don't snore even though I come from a family of snorers.

I want to shave my head and wear wigs all the time.

I quite often have a dream that I log on to SG and have 423 comments in my journal.

I have complex emotional relationships with inanimate objects.

I'm really smart but often come off as really stupid.

Recently, I've been watching movies in 5-10 minute increments.

I've been a shut in with a computer so long that I don't know how to function in public without search engines. Yesterday, I walked into Barnes & Noble and asked them where the computers to search for a book were. "You know, like in the library..."

I hate drinking water and have been dehydrated my entire life.