i wonder what would happen if fish ruled the world.
if that were the case, it's probably a good thing i don't eat shark.
payback would be a bitch!
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
* Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
* Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
* Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all
you want.
* When you say, "I love you",mean it.
* When you say ,"I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
* Be engaged at least 6 months before you get married.
* Believe in love at first sight.
* Never laugh at anyones dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
* Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life.
*In disagreements fight fairly, no name calling.
*Don't judge people by their relatives.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
*When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,"why do you want to know?"
*Remember great love and great achievements involve great risk.
*Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
*When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
*Remember the three R's: respect for self, respect for others, responsibility for all your actions.
* Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
* When you realize you've made a great mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
* Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
* Spend some time alone.
* Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Read more books and watch more TV.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older ad look back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
* Trust in god, but lock your car.
* A loving atmosphere in your home is is important. do all you can to create a tranquil and harmonious home.
* In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation, don't bring up the past.
* Read between the lines.
* Share your knowledge. It's the way to achieve immortality.
* Be gentle with the earth.
* Pray. There is immeasurable power in it.
* Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
* Mind your own business.
* Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close their eyes when you kiss.
* Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
* If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
* Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a blessing in disguise.
* Learn the rules and break some.
* Remember the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
* Judge your success by what you've had to give up to get it.
* Remember that your character is your destiny.
* Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
if that were the case, it's probably a good thing i don't eat shark.
payback would be a bitch!
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
* Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
* Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
* Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all
you want.
* When you say, "I love you",mean it.
* When you say ,"I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
* Be engaged at least 6 months before you get married.
* Believe in love at first sight.
* Never laugh at anyones dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
* Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life.
*In disagreements fight fairly, no name calling.
*Don't judge people by their relatives.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
*When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,"why do you want to know?"
*Remember great love and great achievements involve great risk.
*Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
*When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
*Remember the three R's: respect for self, respect for others, responsibility for all your actions.
* Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
* When you realize you've made a great mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
* Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
* Spend some time alone.
* Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Read more books and watch more TV.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older ad look back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
* Trust in god, but lock your car.
* A loving atmosphere in your home is is important. do all you can to create a tranquil and harmonious home.
* In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation, don't bring up the past.
* Read between the lines.
* Share your knowledge. It's the way to achieve immortality.
* Be gentle with the earth.
* Pray. There is immeasurable power in it.
* Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
* Mind your own business.
* Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close their eyes when you kiss.
* Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
* If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
* Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a blessing in disguise.
* Learn the rules and break some.
* Remember the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
* Judge your success by what you've had to give up to get it.
* Remember that your character is your destiny.
* Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
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need of such wisdom are those least likely to appreciate
it. Experience, while valuable, never comes without pain.