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Port St Lucie

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Friday May 28, 2004

May 28, 2004
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Whats gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
Whats grosser?
The one on the bottom is still alive.
Whats even grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to the top.
Whats EVEN MORE GROSS?
He goes back for seconds..

Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.

Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.

I love these jokes. biggrin
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squid_vicious:
What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?



You can unload one with a pitchfork.
Jun 3, 2004
necrosugarbear:
my hair is all pink like yours!!
Jun 9, 2004

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