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Monday Jun 20, 2005

Jun 20, 2005
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Dear California Department of Motor Vehicles-

Having spent the entire day with you (and my entire week's pay on you), I would like to mention the following things-

FUCK YOU ARE A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT FREAKS.

I rock, because I still got a liscence. In spite of you entering my birthday as having occurred in 1911. In spite of you inventing a whole new address for me. In spite of you plugging in a code for a permit instead of a liscence, so as I think I'm finally done I hear "so comeback in two weeks and take your test, meanwhile you'll need to drive with a liscenced adult." In spite of it all, I am a liscenced, registered goddamn Californian. Take that.
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himi:
LOL!!
I got some stories about them I wasted an entire day of theirs one time.
But ..
For future reference, it was well worth the drive to go to some god forsaken part of CA to go to the DMV there. Well worth the drive to not stand in line.

I used to go from SF to San Rafel but these days you might want to consider Redding...

Jun 21, 2005
pyrate:
i want to get a job at the dmv, you don't have to do anything fast.
Jun 21, 2005

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