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Monday May 31, 2004

May 30, 2004
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Lawrence, Kansas.
Yay for internet lounges in hotels.
Drove all day through Kansas and not a single stinkin' tornado. We did, however, stop to see a six-legged cow and the World's Largest Prarie Dog, who turned out to be made of fiberglass. surreal

We want shirts that say: Cracker barrel hearts SG and black people.

Things you should bring to SG shows to give us:

DVD porn and movies
coloring books and crayons
travel games
pictures of monkeys
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skaterpunk:
Eating Babies?
Are you talkin about that Malay type of vamp that eats babies and terrorizes towns after she dies giving birth? If not... I need to do some research.
Kelly Jo Minter?
Maria the video store attendant?
She doesnt say much.
Jun 13, 2004
aglaya:
Best thing I've ever heard said about Cracker Barrel:
"They'll fire you if they find out you're gay."
"Yea, also if they find out you're black."
Jun 14, 2004

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