Monday Jan 12, 2004

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Well, here it is January and a) I still have no idea when the Probot video comes out and b) Croc Hunter hasn't called to send me to Australia. So here I sit, not yet having taken over the universe. DAMMIT! How am I supposed to enjoy a life of fame and fortune when I'm busy trying to make up my bills from a week off for bad weather? It's just not right.
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xreddan:
I wanted to thank you for leaving me a comment, even if you were talked into it by a certain other Suicide Girl.

Wait a goddamn minute! We share the same occupation! How ironic.

Hi. smile
opticnerve:
I hear all megalomaniacs experience the same fustration in their quest for global domination. Apparently, Caesar threw many a hissy fit early in his military career when things didn't go his way. Or maybe he was just having epileptic seizures. Who knows. Anyway, the moral of the story is never perform a testicular exam on a pit bull. If you follow this advice, you'll be okay. Unless that's your thing, in which case have at it.

[Edited on Jan 13, 2004 9:03AM]

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