So, this is a bit personal, but yesterday I went sex-toy shopping. Sex-toy shopping is, after all, a fact of life. Besides, I'm lucky enough to live near a Good Vibrations, which makes it a fun outing rather than an awkward one. The point of all this being, when I got home and opened the package on the new toy, it came with an instruction manual. That was funny enough- it's pretty simple, and actually doesn't have any moving parts or anything. But the instructions themselves are what i felt I needed to share. The caps are mine.
...Be sure to read all instructions and warnings on the package and in the manual before use. Ophoria toys for anal stimulation should be used with caution and care; always use a condom and sufficient lubricant. NEVER USE WITH FORCE OR WITHOUT CONSENT...
Really? They needed to put that on the label? "Please do not rape anyone using our products?"
In other news, SF Peeps: please join me, Trillian, and baudot this evening for Science For Juggalos. Bring your own lab coat.
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moxaic:
So alright, let me go on record to state you, Nixon, are one of my if not THE favorite reasonm for me being on this site, but all I personally took from this blog is that you like anal.. and yes I understand that makes me a pig and all that is wrong with the world that isn't an exploded undersea oil rig. Bite me. 
fabrizia:
so I'm not supposed to force my vibrator on an unsuspecting stranger? Fucking hilarious.