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Sunday Jun 22, 2003

Jun 22, 2003
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Sunday. Would you believe I'm still waiting for my landlord? He called yesterday and said he'd be there at one. Showed up at four. Took some measurements and left again. Came back at six, ripped out my sink, announced that he didn't have the right tools and left again, promising to be here this morning. Showed up around noon, made some noise with no discenable effect on the sink, and left again. Still waiting. Sink still in middle of floor. If this continues into tommorrow, you can look for his mangled corpse under the new floorboards in my utility closet.
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unclepussy:
damn if i was your landlord you'd have the nicest apartment in the whole world. i 'd keep making excuses to come over and do improvements. you wouldn't be able to get rid of me.

shit, i'll come over and fix that sink right now!

wink
Jun 23, 2003
topbanana66:
Have you had Smoked Salmon on Pizza? We do our own salmon in the smoker........I hope there wasn't a massacre! xoxo
Jun 24, 2003

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