nixon

Well, I spent the mornig at the new lazer hair removal place at the mall with this really cute chick zapping me in all sorts of funny places. It was actually kinda fun. She told me lots of stories about zapping men in the nuts and the horrors of trying to zap really obese people. I hope this stuff really works! I never want to have to stand on one foot in the shower again!
But enough about my personal hygeine.
Do you think it's really rude to buy someone a piniata and fill it with all the vegetables they hate? Onions and potatos and tomatoes and such?