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The Sultan

Some years ago, the Sultan of Brunei was becoming angry as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with his only son and heir.

Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you....
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Following is a letter sent to the Secretary of Agriculture:

Dear Mr. Secretary:

My friend Bordereaux received a $1,000 check from the government for not
raising hogs, and so I am going into the not-raising-hogs business.

What I want to know is, what is the best kind of land not to raise hogs on
and what is the best kind of hogs not to raise?...
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The feral kitten wasnt old enough or strong enough. My co-worker said it died yesterday.
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Question

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains...
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My female co-workers found a feral kitten yesterday. It looks like the kitten is a little over a week old. This is the third kitten the women found in a year. The first was a one or two day old kitten and the poor thing didnt survive a day. frown The second one was about 4 weeks old, it survived and is thriving under the ownership...
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Life after Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.

Mary... Mary....

Is that you Fred?

Yes, I have come back like we...
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The Wisdom Of Will Rogers

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way...
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Company Policy

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an...
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If anyone read the jokes I posted in my journal I hope you find humor in them.
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Subject: CHILI COOK OFF

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Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who may have lived in Texas, you know how true this is! They actually have a chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion...
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Minor Planets 46 to 50

46 Hestia

47 Aglaja

48 Doris

49 Pales

50 Virginia