Life after Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
Mary... Mary....
Is that you Fred?
Yes, I have come back like we agreed.
What is it like?
Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice, I have lunch, then sex, pretty much all afternoon. Supper, then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again.
Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven.
Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
Mary... Mary....
Is that you Fred?
Yes, I have come back like we agreed.
What is it like?
Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice, I have lunch, then sex, pretty much all afternoon. Supper, then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again.
Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven.
Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.