I saw the prettiest girl today.
Too bad @mermaid ain't my babe.
Tears fill my eyes as I stare between her thighs,
and get a boner that won't go away.
Notes: Sad right? Brings a new meaning to the phrase, "tear jerker."
abshake321:
If mermaids are meant to be this hot. I am ready to give up my nose for gills and live with u forever under the sea.