Let's Learn About Sex!

We're going to learn about sex,
and we're going to try our best.
The what goes where? I do declare!
Please help me study for this test.

Notes: My approach to sex is like building Ikea furniture: Nothing looks like the book, so you just pick a hole where it looks like it fits, hope to God it's the right one,
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ninjaaron:
Glad you like it, @naypi! Thanks for the beautiful set! It definitely made me "think more about sex". XD
amra:
I love @naypi ! She's awesome! Also: funny poem!! 🤣

Not Your Babe

I saw the prettiest girl today.
Too bad
@mermaid ain't my babe.
Tears fill my eyes as I stare between her thighs,
and get a boner that won't go away.


Notes: Sad right? Brings a new meaning to the phrase, "tear jerker."

abshake321:
If mermaids are meant to be this hot. I am ready to give up my nose for gills and live with u forever under the sea.

Blue Morning

It's morning and daybreak calls,
but still in bed, I stare at my walls,
while going insane dreaming of
@heiwa's "end-game",
and the only things blue are my balls.


Notes: What's better than an alternative pinup model? A curvy alternative pinup model. When are they going to pink this girl already? To quote Dr. Frank N. Furter, she's "good for relieving my, mmm...
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xayah:
<3
abshake321:
Damn it ! I thought the game begina from there and not ends there

Let's Get Nauti

@sleuth's body gives reason to celebrate,
but what the fuck is "sow and pig concentrate"?
It's kinda disgusting, but just I keep lusting,
even if it makes it harder to mastur... concentrate.

Notes: But seriously, what the fuck is "sow and pig concentrate"?

sleuth:
I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that I was confused as fuck about this. I didnt notice the pillow or what it said. But, it's weird that you focused on the pillow instead of the naked girl beside it. Naked girls take priority focus over everything else.
ninjaaron:
Ha! I wouldn't say the naked girl was ever not the primary focus, but I definitely noticed the pillow! It's got great colors. I wasn't really disturbed by it, just trying to find a rhyme. I'd be happy to delete the post of you don't like it. No offense was intended. @sleuth I liked your set a lot!

Mirage

As soon as I arrive at this seen,
I'm afraid I'll have to be mean.
I'm getting harder as she plays in the water,
but that's not how you get a floor clean!

@marzipan

abshake321:
For the first time in my life I am jealous of a sponge
amra:
What a girl, I'm gonna check her set right now 😍💜