In order to rescue this babe,
I'll need to charge up my blade.
I'll use my spin attack to open the crack,
'Cause how else am I gonna get laid?
Notes: I think @bambifx might like Zelda. Link to the Past, Link's Awakening and Ocarina of Time were really touchstones for me as a kid, so I'm all about it. I actually play the Ocarina. Like, that's for real. Needless to say, the extreme provenance of my geekdom doesn't lead to a lot of sexual rendezvous. I'm doin' the best I can!
And yes, I know you need bombs to open a cracked wall. It's a euphemism. XD