@heccles woke us up from our naps, with pics of her exquisite baps. There's just one lapse: she promised buttflaps--but where's the minge that launched a thousand faps?
Notes: Heccles is like my SG BFF. The rhymes in this poem are derived in part from some of her old blog posts: naps + baps and buttflaps. We also DM all the time, which started with a thing she wrote in a thread about what motivated people to be on here. She mentioned part of what motivated her was that this community was so tasteful and not porn-y. I told her that actually my reasons for being here were very fap-centric. Luckily, she appreciates my candor, and I apparently have a very disarming way of talking about self-love, so a friendship was born. Anyway, faps rhymes with the naps, the baps and the buttflaps, so it was in, too.
The thing is, she assured me there would be some fudd in this set, but I'm not sure. I might have seen a little fudd out of the corner of my eye, but it's the kind that disappears when you look directly at. We, her fans, continue to wait in hope for the glorious appearing of her reproductive organs--I mean, if she wants to. It's like I'm always saying: we dirty boys want to see everything, but the gals are the ones calling the shots around here.
