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ninjaaron

writes dirty poems for nudes.

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Poem for @heccles' set, Misery Loves Company

Apr 22, 2019
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Misery Loves Company

@heccles woke us up from our naps, with pics of her exquisite baps. There's just one lapse: she promised buttflaps--but where's the minge that launched a thousand faps?

Notes: Heccles is like my SG BFF. The rhymes in this poem are derived in part from some of her old blog posts: naps + baps and buttflaps. We also DM all the time, which started with a thing she wrote in a thread about what motivated people to be on here. She mentioned part of what motivated her was that this community was so tasteful and not porn-y. I told her that actually my reasons for being here were very fap-centric. Luckily, she appreciates my candor, and I apparently have a very disarming way of talking about self-love, so a friendship was born. Anyway, faps rhymes with the naps, the baps and the buttflaps, so it was in, too.

The thing is, she assured me there would be some fudd in this set, but I'm not sure. I might have seen a little fudd out of the corner of my eye, but it's the kind that disappears when you look directly at. We, her fans, continue to wait in hope for the glorious appearing of her reproductive organs--I mean, if she wants to. It's like I'm always saying: we dirty boys want to see everything, but the gals are the ones calling the shots around here.

heccles:
You're a little noob 😂but you are right. We are bestos. For sure!  I always appreciate your cleverly written poems and even more you're fab messages that have me questioning how shit my vocabulary is 😛 I promise. Future sets to be more racy if I have the ability.. Aiming to fix the face first then the fudd next 😏😛
Apr 23, 2019
ninjaaron:
@heccles, well, I won't deny that there were some face problems in *a few* pictures in this set, but I think you have your priorities mixed up. XD
Apr 24, 2019

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