nibblerdude

Chemical Wedding gets all my thumbs going up.

I have been in a bed many hours watching happy things and getting hot so now I must cool down with a glass of liquids.

This week is DOWNLOAD week. Praise be to DOWNLOAD.

My. Hat. Is. Awesome!

Three words:

Gravy.
Balloon.
Pharaonic.

Gravy could fit in a balloon, but it would adversely affect its properties. However, if there was a pharaonic request to do such a thing then it would have to be done without hesitation. We can't go upsetting the god-king, now can we?

Hair colouring time. It's like repainting a fence, only much more highly eroticised. Gonna be wild like a pony, without hooves, and not so much neighing.

On Cranberries:

There, on the hearth, boxed.
Round on the picture
but liquid inside.
Slide down my throat;
whoops! It's getting in me lungs.
One of five a day.
Now I have a stain,
it's on my knee.

Tomrrow...
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Writing the Evil Phone story. It's going well but is ending up over long like an overstretched dog. I can't remember what I said yesterday about Ainsley Harriot's left testicle. I think that it probably would look like a coconut. Just the left one. And one day on ready steady cook he might be getting out his 'quicky bag' ingredients:

I letttuce
A steak
3...
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I wrote enough above for now, i'm hungry and want milk.