The Dream
Its Christmas. My family drew names. My Gramma had my name. Gift limit $30. Gramma is still in the hospital so she cant personally give me her gift so my Momma sets it in my lap. I wiggle in my blue footie pajamas (funny im dreaming about footie pjs i want them so bad). Its a basket of "goodies". The first thing I open in the basket is a necklace. It is dirty and rusting. It is a necklace she gave to me when I was a little girl. I am disappointed in my dream. I move on to the next thing. Bubble bath! Joy! Oh wait...ew...its lavendar scented! I hate lavendar scented...what was Gramma thinking? I move on to find lavendar bar soap...and a used loofa...and miscellaneous little pieces of broken jewelry. Im near tears now, I dont understand what is going on. Everyone is watching me wondering why Im so upset. And then I see a bottle of something. A big yellow bottle. I look at it wondering what it could be...it reads Pussy Pal. I read further down "Quadruple the foaming action to prevent even the slightest razor burn. Shave that pussy everyday and be okay!" I start yelling for joy and jumping up and down...
In fact I got so excited in my dream that I actually woke myself up laughing and smiling. Then I was very confused as to where my Pussy Pal went. Can somebody please tell me wtf is wrong with my head????? LOL
Its Christmas. My family drew names. My Gramma had my name. Gift limit $30. Gramma is still in the hospital so she cant personally give me her gift so my Momma sets it in my lap. I wiggle in my blue footie pajamas (funny im dreaming about footie pjs i want them so bad). Its a basket of "goodies". The first thing I open in the basket is a necklace. It is dirty and rusting. It is a necklace she gave to me when I was a little girl. I am disappointed in my dream. I move on to the next thing. Bubble bath! Joy! Oh wait...ew...its lavendar scented! I hate lavendar scented...what was Gramma thinking? I move on to find lavendar bar soap...and a used loofa...and miscellaneous little pieces of broken jewelry. Im near tears now, I dont understand what is going on. Everyone is watching me wondering why Im so upset. And then I see a bottle of something. A big yellow bottle. I look at it wondering what it could be...it reads Pussy Pal. I read further down "Quadruple the foaming action to prevent even the slightest razor burn. Shave that pussy everyday and be okay!" I start yelling for joy and jumping up and down...
In fact I got so excited in my dream that I actually woke myself up laughing and smiling. Then I was very confused as to where my Pussy Pal went. Can somebody please tell me wtf is wrong with my head????? LOL
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^that is what "cockmaster" looks like in picture form