nexttuesday

Oooo I found a cure for hornyness that doesnt involve sex! Feeling sick to your stomach! Muh tummy hurts so bad today, I'm pretty sure its trying to eat itself. I was fine earlier this mornin and started to feel naseous on my way to work. Drink water drink water drink water then I got the miracle drug that is 7-Up but thats not even makin my tummy fully settle. Something hates me, this is certain.
I wish I could afford to call in sick!

*holds tummy and cries*