My first thought of the morning:
HAH! Fuck you alarm clock, you didnt trick me this time!
Second thought of the morning:
What the fuck did I just think that for???
Sometimes I wonder about myself
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Always make sure to make loud noises when approaching a man bending over a sink. Otherwise he might fart on you as you walk by him.
I hope this is not a sign for things to come LOL
HAH! Fuck you alarm clock, you didnt trick me this time!
Second thought of the morning:
What the fuck did I just think that for???
Sometimes I wonder about myself
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Always make sure to make loud noises when approaching a man bending over a sink. Otherwise he might fart on you as you walk by him.
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Good revenge for the fart, next time you fart and he doesn't hear it ask "Hey do you smell brownies"