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nexttuesday

Northlake, IL

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Friday Jul 20, 2007

Jul 19, 2007
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My first thought of the morning:

HAH! Fuck you alarm clock, you didnt trick me this time!

Second thought of the morning:

What the fuck did I just think that for???

Sometimes I wonder about myself biggrin

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Always make sure to make loud noises when approaching a man bending over a sink. Otherwise he might fart on you as you walk by him. whatever I hope this is not a sign for things to come LOL
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omeganightmare:
mad alarm clocks mad I don't even have one at my appartment I just wake up when I hear movement from the roomies. That and at work if we get a call we hear a loud "BEEEEEEPPPP" and all the lights come on....Its mean but whatever got to wake up somehow.

Good revenge for the fart, next time you fart and he doesn't hear it ask "Hey do you smell brownies"

biggrin
Jul 20, 2007
ta2dmom:
haha, I posted the pix now biggrin
Jul 21, 2007

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