nexttuesday

WHY I HATE CLOCKS!!!

Customer: "I'd like to place an order."
Me: "Alright, may I have your customer id number please?"
Customer: "Ummm I dont have one. All I have is a customer id number"

STUPID!!!!!!!

Phone Call 2
Customer: "Are you recording me?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Customer:" YOur automated message said that you were recording me. Why would you do that? Are you working for the government?"
Me: "We dont work for the gov't, sometimes our boss will record our calls to make sure we are doing our jobs properly."

(momentary silence)

Customer: "This doesnt feel safe"
And he hangs up

PSYCHO!!!

Phone Call 3

Customer: "I faxed an order two months ago and I still havent received it. Where the hell is it?"
(I searched for it, cant find it)
Me: "Im sorry sir, we have no record of that order. The fax must not have come thru."
Customer: "WHAT?!? Oh great! Why didnt you call me and let me know you didnt receive it???"
Me: "Im sorry sir, but we had no way of knowing you tried to fax an order to us since we didnt recieve it."
Customer: "Well I still think you should have told me!"

DAMN WHERE IS MY ESPN????