Friday Aug 22, 2003

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MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH?!?!
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tygertyger:
You're very funny. Please don't try to write bloated, serious entries - it would be physically painful.
coyote1284:
Damn, and I thought he was a Mormon

Friday Aug 22, 2003

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Sorry I haven't updated lately. I've been kept real busy by a certain someone.

Ok, so I've got a question for you all; Would you prefer little two line entries that are basically just snarky/sarcastic/humorous soundbites, or would you prefer many paragraph long entries that contain entire anecdotes and other assorted tomfoolery?

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unnecessaryz:
Do you even need to ask, Mr. Boring McTwo-lines?
alyssum:
Hmm, snarky or tomfoolery, that's a tough choice. wink See, thing is, you write well so both are good.

Tuesday Aug 19, 2003

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So, I know certain people are totally going to stab me for this (Stormy, I'm looking in your direction...), but I have to say, I can't wait for this girl's set to finally go up. Maybe I'm just blinded by my love for Sifl & Olly, but she is a genius who has ridiculously awesome taste in EVERYTHING!

It's just too damn bad that she...
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clara:
Thanks. smile
scylla:
At this point it's 8 days. Oh YEAH. ok, so my agenda is:
get to pdx
get laid by my man
get laid again.
... something about having someone's penis inserted into my vagina a lot
..
(something about going to school & shit)
making stormy's babies (repeatedly)
hanging out w/ teh nex

(You really don't want my set to go up, my boobs are gonna look like TOTAL shit. It's already giving them low self esteem. They're testing badly in four different categories) But yeah when I get to pdx & I find out what my # is I'll email you and you'll be obligated to harass me and demonstrate that pdx is awesome. Demonstrate! *shakes fist*

SHIT I totally forgot. The YOINK. Anything with the 'yoink' intention, if not accompanied with a verbal yoink, is rendered null & void.

Sunday Aug 17, 2003

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Apparently, I'm the devil.

Who knew?
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scylla:
I just had this hilarious mental image of you jacking off with a chester puppet. Which would be sick because it'd probably constitute puppet rape. So yeah, I'm gonna stab myself in the jugular for that one.

Threesomes? With ME? Uh, I'll act surprised. I'm small & Asian. It works to great effect.

Has anyone ever kicked you in the penis while it was erect? Was it funny?
azura:
just the arm

hows it going?

Sunday Aug 17, 2003

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I worry WAY too much.

Any advice?
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demigauge:
damn it nex...how could you forget me frown
josh:
Stop asking for advice.

Friday Aug 15, 2003

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New profile picture!

One of these days, I'm really gonna have to steal my mom's digital camera...
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mei:
yeah.. quite nice..

*blushes at thoughts going through my head based on the new pic..*

wink
melancholycoma:
Woo.. nice one. I dig it.

Thursday Aug 14, 2003

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I NEVER LOSE!
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rubbersoul:
You ain't playin' wit' da big dogs, is why, bro!
roxypixie:
see ya soon.

Wednesday Aug 13, 2003

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Uh, where did Satan go?
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atrasties:
Last I heard he was rolling pennies for the bus so we're figuring once payday hits on friday he'll be back up and spanking your lilly white ass as usual. Don't fret little brother.wink
roxypixie:
la la la. you smell like chicken sandwiches.

Tuesday Aug 12, 2003

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Pretty girl in my bed again!
*dance*


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azura:
well glad its over with... sucks that you had to deal with whatever it was in the first place. enjoy your girl... i mean day whatever
scylla:
I have a pretty NAKED girl in my bed every night. ME.

It's this egg made out of crystal with a string tied to it. You tie weights onto the string & stick it in & move it up & down so that the weights bob around. It's awesome. Iron man!

Monday Aug 11, 2003

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I've heard some horrible things in my life, but last night topped them all. I dont really want to share what exactly I heard because I think it will really disturb you all, and I dont want to put you through what I've gone through, but believe me when I say that there are some severely evil fucks in the world.
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rhaatid:
I know i dont know you and therefore im in no way even allowed to ask but I shiver with curiosity so fuck manners. "What did you hear?"
les:
aw come on, you can't just leave us hanging.
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