nex_flamma

I just had this hilarious mental image of you jacking off with a chester puppet. Which would be sick because it'd probably constitute puppet rape. So yeah, I'm gonna stab myself in the jugular for that one.

Threesomes? With ME? Uh, I'll act surprised. I'm small & Asian. It works to great effect.

Has anyone ever kicked you in the penis while it was erect? Was it funny?