the moral of the night is:
Even if you're in the military, dont try to rape 12 year old girls, or you WILL be eaten by zombies.
Even if you're in the military, dont try to rape 12 year old girls, or you WILL be eaten by zombies.
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This entire lack of sex thing is lame, especially since I'm getting sexually-enhancing piercings, which means I'm walking around horny 24/7 (and that's different how?) But I've been thinking that a bit reason I haven't had sex recently is because of the importance I'm placing on my current relationship (which is out of action until I return to portland). Even though it's not an explicit/expected condition, I've been faithful, and that surprises even me. eh, but I ramble!