Yay! El SenorDiablo ok'ed my bid to be a member of the SGSeattle group today. This pleases me very much. I guess I'm considered cool enough to be like a foreign dignitary or something. This is like when Posh Spice married David Beckham and suddenly everyone thought she just did it for the press (as opposed to her love for attractive, athletic, rich men).
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Odd. Last night I had 1500 posts before I went to bed. Now I only have 1498. Have my comments become so clever that they've stopped existing?
If so, wow!
If so, wow!
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honkeykong:
-sorry, but i'm a little bit of a clepto. while you were sleeping, i stole a few of your posts. "my bag" hahaha 
clara:
Exes have to say things like that. It's some kind of a rule.
This is my new favorite thread. It started out as basically a conversation just between HonkeyKong and Cherry, and then was quickly subverted (note; not pirated as to not infringe on Al's copyright) into a conversation between me and MisterSatan.
I'm so enamored with random fucking shit like that.
I'm so enamored with random fucking shit like that.
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azura:
i didn't read it but it looks like i'm not coming down
so maybe you should come up here!!?!!
right now!
so maybe you should come up here!!?!!
right now!
roxypixie:
you dork. enamored, haha. At least you know what it is you're enamored about. have fun in eugene.
Minimalism is out! The new 'in' thing is MAXIMALISM! (hence the CAPS).
So, this weekend, I'm going down to Eugene. Thursday is ridiculously hard to contact now that she's homeless, so I've sort of given up on ever seeing her again, but do any of the other Eugene kids wanna do something? I'm gonna be down there looking for a job, but after that...
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So, this weekend, I'm going down to Eugene. Thursday is ridiculously hard to contact now that she's homeless, so I've sort of given up on ever seeing her again, but do any of the other Eugene kids wanna do something? I'm gonna be down there looking for a job, but after that...
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mistersatan:
Thanks, man- I think I deserve more sex too, no matter how homoerotic it may sound to others. I'm not sure how me having more sex with women sounds homoerotic, but with you explaining it, it makes a bit more sense.
And the deal here is, it's basically a safe environment where kids can spend the night blasting the shit out of each other, so they can do it for real when they get to high school. All that security for $25 a head.
And the deal here is, it's basically a safe environment where kids can spend the night blasting the shit out of each other, so they can do it for real when they get to high school. All that security for $25 a head.
sakita:
im an actual coke head too, but ive been hitting the diet coke recently..all the fun none of the calories!
im pissed about 2 things too...
1. my nose is stuffy
2. i cant think of two things that im mad about.
sunshine is a good thing, but im actually really really sun sensitive..i get rashes and splotchy hives...
when i was little i had special sun lotion that smelled like applesauce and was the same consistency.
im pissed about 2 things too...
1. my nose is stuffy
2. i cant think of two things that im mad about.
sunshine is a good thing, but im actually really really sun sensitive..i get rashes and splotchy hives...
when i was little i had special sun lotion that smelled like applesauce and was the same consistency.
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(Call this minimalism)
(Call this minimalism)
vim:
ME NO KNOW THAT BIG WERD.
les:
but you took up so much space
I just noticed that all of my friends are leaving! Dammit! I have like 4 or 5 grayed out names now in my friends list and even more in the friend of list. And to top it all off, onefoolishline just left! Jesus, what am I supposed to do now?
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tarbaby:
i don't leave gray names on my friend list. i hate seeing them there staring at me. i'm keeping heather up as a tribute for a few days though. because i love her. yep. i do
inhaler97:
talk about seperation anxiety..
that sucks......
that sucks......
I've got nothing. I'm sort of becoming disappointed by how unintelligent the supposedly intelligent people in the world are. (And on a side note, I'm giving up satire and humor, as it's become painfully obvious that at least half of everyone here just doesn't get it, and I'm pissing off a lot of old, stupid people.)
Things just stop being fun when you realize that...
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madness_____:
enjoy it while you can. in about five years nineteen year olds will think their the shit and you will have to show them the error of there ways........
just like what everyone is doing to you now.
just like what everyone is doing to you now.
atrasties:
Aw little brother, have your fun man, if they can't take it or at least play back then they really are old and need to be bitched up a bit to keep the blood from choking off an artery.
You know what's funny? Old people!
You know what's even funnier? Old people who don't get satire!
Oh and in an effort to continue my rant from yesterday, I remembered some more stuff;
G) Polygamy/Polyamory: Oh please people! Now you're just being fucking greedy! I've got no problem with anyone who wants to sleep with lots of people, or anyone who wants to get married,...
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You know what's even funnier? Old people who don't get satire!
Oh and in an effort to continue my rant from yesterday, I remembered some more stuff;
G) Polygamy/Polyamory: Oh please people! Now you're just being fucking greedy! I've got no problem with anyone who wants to sleep with lots of people, or anyone who wants to get married,...
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roxypixie:
silly thing. I enjoy the fact that you like pissing people off. It makes life more interesting. Just don't get yourself kicked off.
azura:
explain this rad-ness... why I am sooooo rad
Today is the Official Offend All Your Friends Day!
So let's get the festivities started!
A) New Garage Music. I wanna know why any of you actually like this whole sudden invasion of garage rock that by the looks and sound of it would be more comfortable in 1978. Don't you guys realize that these people are the denim, long-hair, and cigarette version of Britney...
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So let's get the festivities started!
A) New Garage Music. I wanna know why any of you actually like this whole sudden invasion of garage rock that by the looks and sound of it would be more comfortable in 1978. Don't you guys realize that these people are the denim, long-hair, and cigarette version of Britney...
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les:
sadly, I am not offended. You've only made me like you more. Mwuhahahahaha
azura:
A. not a fan so much
B. not so much a fan
C. not seeing anyone because of lack of guys who aren't a "complete fucking waste of flesh"
D. i don't pay attention
E. I refuse to use any of them
F. don't care for most of it.
B. not so much a fan
C. not seeing anyone because of lack of guys who aren't a "complete fucking waste of flesh"
D. i don't pay attention
E. I refuse to use any of them
F. don't care for most of it.
You know what's fun about talking to ex's? They always have the best insults for you.
I was having a conversation with one of mine today and she told me that I wasn't egotistical. Thinking that maybe this was going somewhere good, I asked her to continue and she then proceeded to tell me that I was instead narcissistic. Apparently I dont think highly of...
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I was having a conversation with one of mine today and she told me that I wasn't egotistical. Thinking that maybe this was going somewhere good, I asked her to continue and she then proceeded to tell me that I was instead narcissistic. Apparently I dont think highly of...
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pinkisux:
cause its where i grew up and i haven't gotten the balls yet to move
alyssum:
Thing is, though, it beats the holy living hell out of the alternative. There is nothing less attractive than someone who, say, dates people who are opposite of themselves because they dislike themselves so much. And besides, wasn't this the girl who was getting into all sorts of trouble with not taking the chemicals she was supposed to be, and taking too many she wasn't? I don't know that dumber would be wise. Maybe less astute, except that non-observant people make phenomenally shitty "significant other"s.
So I guess you're stuck with that whole looking-for-people-as-cool-as-you thing...
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So I guess you're stuck with that whole looking-for-people-as-cool-as-you thing...
[Edited on Jul 13, 2003]
I got invited to yet another frat party (as a bit of background for those of you who are just tuning in, I used to be in a frat, and most of my friends from high school are in them, so me getting invited to a frat party is kind of a weekly occurence).I went, I guess with the hope that maybe this one might...
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azura:
dood
the presidents rocked!
and I-5 N is completely shut down.
so i'm staying at brooke's tonight so i don't have to deal with trying to find my way home. i think a tanker exploded.

the presidents rocked!
and I-5 N is completely shut down.
so i'm staying at brooke's tonight so i don't have to deal with trying to find my way home. i think a tanker exploded.
clara:
It's 5 AM on my coast. I'm awake. You're awake. AIM me.
Do any of you ever wonder how I got the way I am? It's from reading stuff like this and laughing until my balls hurt.
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roxypixie:
interesting, very interesting. That girl is FUCKED up. But funny
well, yeah, I am quite the lure.
well, yeah, I am quite the lure.
unnecessaryz:
Good site, baby. Good site. Thanks for stopping by the thread I created last night to celebrate my drunkeness and patting me on the back while I puked my last shred of dignity into my own lap. Stay gold.
Hhmmm; you know; that sounds so familiar to me;.......oh yeah it's my job.