I may be graying out soon.
At the moment, I'm not sure whether or when I will be back.
This isn't really a dramatic kind of things, and for all I know, I may be back after a day, but if I'm gone, then I've got my reasons.
Feel free to e-mail me or contact me by AIM.
And now I'm going to sleep. That...
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At the moment, I'm not sure whether or when I will be back.
This isn't really a dramatic kind of things, and for all I know, I may be back after a day, but if I'm gone, then I've got my reasons.
Feel free to e-mail me or contact me by AIM.
And now I'm going to sleep. That...
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Fake Blood
Fake blood,
You scare me like the real thing
And if you were the real thing
You'd scare me more.
So pour it on
Like it's the real thing
Fake blood
You rock me like the real thing, YEAH
So pour it on
Like it's the real thing, yeah..
Fake blood
You rock me like the real thing
FAKE BLOOD!
YOU ROCK ME...
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Fake blood,
You scare me like the real thing
And if you were the real thing
You'd scare me more.
So pour it on
Like it's the real thing
Fake blood
You rock me like the real thing, YEAH
So pour it on
Like it's the real thing, yeah..
Fake blood
You rock me like the real thing
FAKE BLOOD!
YOU ROCK ME...
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inhaler97:
performance art...thats all I have to say...
boojiboy:
ie. Amina's set
Holla boyeeeeee!
Holla boyeeeeee!
MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH?!?!
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tygertyger:
You're very funny. Please don't try to write bloated, serious entries - it would be physically painful.
coyote1284:
Damn, and I thought he was a Mormon
Sorry I haven't updated lately. I've been kept real busy by a certain someone.
Ok, so I've got a question for you all; Would you prefer little two line entries that are basically just snarky/sarcastic/humorous soundbites, or would you prefer many paragraph long entries that contain entire anecdotes and other assorted tomfoolery?
Ok, so I've got a question for you all; Would you prefer little two line entries that are basically just snarky/sarcastic/humorous soundbites, or would you prefer many paragraph long entries that contain entire anecdotes and other assorted tomfoolery?
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unnecessaryz:
Do you even need to ask, Mr. Boring McTwo-lines?
alyssum:
Hmm, snarky or tomfoolery, that's a tough choice. 
See, thing is, you write well so both are good.
See, thing is, you write well so both are good.So, I know certain people are totally going to stab me for this (Stormy, I'm looking in your direction...), but I have to say, I can't wait for this girl's set to finally go up. Maybe I'm just blinded by my love for Sifl & Olly, but she is a genius who has ridiculously awesome taste in EVERYTHING!
It's just too damn bad that she...
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It's just too damn bad that she...
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clara:
Thanks. 
scylla:
At this point it's 8 days. Oh YEAH. ok, so my agenda is:
get to pdx
get laid by my man
get laid again.
... something about having someone's penis inserted into my vagina a lot
..
(something about going to school & shit)
making stormy's babies (repeatedly)
hanging out w/ teh nex
(You really don't want my set to go up, my boobs are gonna look like TOTAL shit. It's already giving them low self esteem. They're testing badly in four different categories) But yeah when I get to pdx & I find out what my # is I'll email you and you'll be obligated to harass me and demonstrate that pdx is awesome. Demonstrate! *shakes fist*
SHIT I totally forgot. The YOINK. Anything with the 'yoink' intention, if not accompanied with a verbal yoink, is rendered null & void.
get to pdx
get laid by my man
get laid again.
... something about having someone's penis inserted into my vagina a lot
..
(something about going to school & shit)
making stormy's babies (repeatedly)
hanging out w/ teh nex
(You really don't want my set to go up, my boobs are gonna look like TOTAL shit. It's already giving them low self esteem. They're testing badly in four different categories) But yeah when I get to pdx & I find out what my # is I'll email you and you'll be obligated to harass me and demonstrate that pdx is awesome. Demonstrate! *shakes fist*
SHIT I totally forgot. The YOINK. Anything with the 'yoink' intention, if not accompanied with a verbal yoink, is rendered null & void.
Apparently, I'm the devil.
Who knew?
Who knew?
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scylla:
I just had this hilarious mental image of you jacking off with a chester puppet. Which would be sick because it'd probably constitute puppet rape. So yeah, I'm gonna stab myself in the jugular for that one.
Threesomes? With ME? Uh, I'll act surprised. I'm small & Asian. It works to great effect.
Has anyone ever kicked you in the penis while it was erect? Was it funny?
Threesomes? With ME? Uh, I'll act surprised. I'm small & Asian. It works to great effect.
Has anyone ever kicked you in the penis while it was erect? Was it funny?
azura:
just the arm
hows it going?
hows it going?
I worry WAY too much.
Any advice?
Any advice?
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demigauge:
damn it nex...how could you forget me 
josh:
Stop asking for advice.
New profile picture!
One of these days, I'm really gonna have to steal my mom's digital camera...
One of these days, I'm really gonna have to steal my mom's digital camera...
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mei:
yeah.. quite nice..
*blushes at thoughts going through my head based on the new pic..*
*blushes at thoughts going through my head based on the new pic..*
melancholycoma:
Woo.. nice one. I dig it.
I NEVER LOSE!
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rubbersoul:
You ain't playin' wit' da big dogs, is why, bro!
roxypixie:
see ya soon.
Uh, where did Satan go?
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atrasties:
Last I heard he was rolling pennies for the bus so we're figuring once payday hits on friday he'll be back up and spanking your lilly white ass as usual. Don't fret little brother.
roxypixie:
la la la. you smell like chicken sandwiches.
Pretty girl in my bed again!
*dance*
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*dance*
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azura:
well glad its over with... sucks that you had to deal with whatever it was in the first place. enjoy your girl... i mean day 
scylla:
I have a pretty NAKED girl in my bed every night. ME.
It's this egg made out of crystal with a string tied to it. You tie weights onto the string & stick it in & move it up & down so that the weights bob around. It's awesome. Iron man!
It's this egg made out of crystal with a string tied to it. You tie weights onto the string & stick it in & move it up & down so that the weights bob around. It's awesome. Iron man!
I'm sorry, Dalores,
Your turtle is spent
But we've got proof and evidence
That we're innocent
AMEN! AMEN!
just reading the prom group and looked at your suggestions.