Ok, so I seem to be stuck in Cunt_Dracula land for a while.
I was thinking about this whole SB thing and even though Im totally against it and would hate to be naked for everyone, I came to the conclusion that if i did a set that was a ridiculously elaborate joke, it would be fucking awesome. So, here's my pitch;
Picture 1: Nex...
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I was thinking about this whole SB thing and even though Im totally against it and would hate to be naked for everyone, I came to the conclusion that if i did a set that was a ridiculously elaborate joke, it would be fucking awesome. So, here's my pitch;
Picture 1: Nex...
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rubbersoul:
Dude, what are you doing up at this ungodly hour?
isadore:
I like that. Maybe some character, like a stuffed animal to "attack"?? That'd be cute. 
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maxx:
I was like "why do I recognize this Cunt_Dracula fella?"
then I realized that you joined Feb 03 and I was like "ahhh! It's that guy that did that thing with the broken rib during sex"
then I realized that you joined Feb 03 and I was like "ahhh! It's that guy that did that thing with the broken rib during sex"
rubbersoul:
While you were away the boards have become infected with a bunch of whining morons who can't take a joke.
Blah!
Im Cunt Dracula and I vant to thuck your...
Oh fuck it. It wasnt funny in the last journal entry and it isnt funny now. This is the worst shit the network has ever made me do. Who the fuck writes this shit?
Im out of here.
*Nex turns into a labia and flies off into the night*
Im Cunt Dracula and I vant to thuck your...
Oh fuck it. It wasnt funny in the last journal entry and it isnt funny now. This is the worst shit the network has ever made me do. Who the fuck writes this shit?
Im out of here.
*Nex turns into a labia and flies off into the night*
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babyblue:
Drama? On SG? No. Fucking. Way. 
lenore:
He was just a complete bastard throughout the entire relationship. 
The only relevant questions are the ones that I make up while semi asleep and semi drunk.
I thought that the idea of a thread that compared the blowjob habits of men and women was just too simple. So, I spiced it up a bit. With paprika. AND CLOVES! Oooooh! Cloooooovveeesss!
(For the moment, you can call me Cunt Dracula. I vant to suck your......
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I thought that the idea of a thread that compared the blowjob habits of men and women was just too simple. So, I spiced it up a bit. With paprika. AND CLOVES! Oooooh! Cloooooovveeesss!
(For the moment, you can call me Cunt Dracula. I vant to suck your......
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clara:
It stopped being cute when I realised the stains just wouldn't come out.
clara:
I suppose it's all right with me, but you'll have to clear it with the sofa first.
Works was great today!
And by great, I mean "Ow, my brain is on fire, why wont you make the hurting stop!?"
Oh, and Ive decided to grow a tail. I know a pretty girl who seems to be against it, but when she realizes how well Ill be able to hang from limbs and munch on delicious Eucalyptus leaves, I think she'll come around....
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And by great, I mean "Ow, my brain is on fire, why wont you make the hurting stop!?"
Oh, and Ive decided to grow a tail. I know a pretty girl who seems to be against it, but when she realizes how well Ill be able to hang from limbs and munch on delicious Eucalyptus leaves, I think she'll come around....
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missing_girl:
hahah hey pretty 
Thanks for stopping by my journal. And I'm so glad to hear that a net relationship CAN work!
~MG
Thanks for stopping by my journal. And I'm so glad to hear that a net relationship CAN work!
~MG
pyxlieblue:
hello mister mister,
thanks for the shoutout. i am feeling right at home.
i think the tail is a brilliant idea. just think of the possibilities. i have a few in mind.
cheers--- taylor pyxlie blue in technicolor
thanks for the shoutout. i am feeling right at home.
i think the tail is a brilliant idea. just think of the possibilities. i have a few in mind.
cheers--- taylor pyxlie blue in technicolor
In the news today...
Vampire bites cow; Killed by steak.
Sonic the Hedgehog acknowledges years of drug abuse
Governor Jesse Ventura "... aint got time to bleed"; say supporters
Vampire bites cow; Killed by steak.
Sonic the Hedgehog acknowledges years of drug abuse
Governor Jesse Ventura "... aint got time to bleed"; say supporters
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janedoe666:
i got home last night to find my stepsister sitting on my porch in tears. she and her bf broke up-her first relationship ever. she is still here and i have been playing nursemaid for the brokenhearted when i need my own......poopy.
tawnya:
I'm ever so glad to see that you're back. Not that we really know each other or anything, but I'm pretty sure one of us bummed a smoke off of the other at some party in Portland eons ago. Either way, welcome home.
Sometimes you feel like a nut,
sometimes your parents die.
sometimes your parents die.
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janedoe666:
i know-besides, how the hell could i keep up a relationship with someone 800 miles away anyway......? talking on aim 8 hours a day every day gets a bit irritating.
and i found your livejournal that you never use. i added you anyway.
and i found your livejournal that you never use. i added you anyway.
janedoe666:
i uninstalled my aim so i wouldn't be tempted to talk to the mental case. i'll download it again.
i'm going to the grocery store right now-i'll be back in a few.
i'm going to the grocery store right now-i'll be back in a few.
Apparently Im going to be in Seattle at a soon-and-yet-undetermined-date. Who knew?
I was just going through my old journal entries (or at least all of the ones I can retrieve through that magical little pink strip to the right of this box (and yes, that was a HUGE vagina reference)) and i came up with a few points;
A) Is that all? Are the...
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I was just going through my old journal entries (or at least all of the ones I can retrieve through that magical little pink strip to the right of this box (and yes, that was a HUGE vagina reference)) and i came up with a few points;
A) Is that all? Are the...
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clara:
We need to have a talk, but not tonight because I have to go to bed soon. I'm babysitting tomorrow, among other things.
tygertyger:
Dude, when the fuck did you get back on here? Long time no see.
Today is a new day.
An extremely tired, and yet, somehow content day.
I think Ill go for a walk today. Down by the pond maybe. Yes, I think I shall as I believe the geese and goslings should be arriving just about this time of the season. They look so splendid in their new summer feathers, dont they? Oh, I can recall one spring...
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An extremely tired, and yet, somehow content day.
I think Ill go for a walk today. Down by the pond maybe. Yes, I think I shall as I believe the geese and goslings should be arriving just about this time of the season. They look so splendid in their new summer feathers, dont they? Oh, I can recall one spring...
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mistersatan:
Yeah, cause I have that much time, you gay bitch. Whatsamatter, can't click around and take a look yerself? Finger tired from having it crammed in your bunghole all day?
Oh, and welcome back, dooder.
Oh, and welcome back, dooder.
mistersatan:
Not sure what you mean- IM me or something.
Im back MOTHERFUCKERS.
Haha. So maybe youve seen me flitting around the boards like the pseudo-homoerotic nymph that I am the last few days, but that was only a precursor to the day of reckoning (which, if youre keeping score, is today).
Im now officially back in my old skin. And I think Im going to be here for a while. I didnt realize before...
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Haha. So maybe youve seen me flitting around the boards like the pseudo-homoerotic nymph that I am the last few days, but that was only a precursor to the day of reckoning (which, if youre keeping score, is today).
Im now officially back in my old skin. And I think Im going to be here for a while. I didnt realize before...
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atrasties:
Haha, the sveldt physique and fighting trim we've all missed, welcome back little brother.
les:
whoohoo! welcome back, dude. I had to come and make sure it was really you, that "grey period" was so long.
On September 6th, the lights go out in Chicago as it were. I'll be poofing out, or graying out, or vanishing, or whatever you want to call it.
I'm still undecided as to whether I'll be back or not. Lately I just find myself unamused by the whole SG thing. The naked girls were never a huge draw for me, and lately the community has...
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I'm still undecided as to whether I'll be back or not. Lately I just find myself unamused by the whole SG thing. The naked girls were never a huge draw for me, and lately the community has...
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roxypixie:
good riddance! who needs you anyway.
::sticks her tongue out at you::
whore!
::sticks her tongue out at you::
whore!
roxypixie:
I mean... Bye! I'll miss you! Don't forget to write!
Question:
Which is more important; love or money?
Which is more important; love or money?
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tygertyger:
OK, I was kinda full of shit on that one - but I just had a major money crisis, to such a degree that I expected to be homeless by next week, and I found out that people who love me (in one way or another) were willing to help me out. So love got me through when I had no money. I know from experience that it doesn't work very well in the other direction - for me, anyway. Yeah, "get by" implies some hardship, but whatever - I'm tough and resourceful enough to handle it, mostly.
Love still gets my vote.
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Love still gets my vote.
[Edited on Sep 04, 2003]
shifgrethor:
You can't pay bills with love.