I am a Woody in the toyshop of romance.
I really like being single... except for that whole not having a girl thing.
I really like being single... except for that whole not having a girl thing.
I am so lonesome.
In the words of Wil Wheaton:
I want a girl who I can handcuff to my heart and stab repeatedly with my love.
And who will let me play her butt like bongos.
In the words of Wil Wheaton:
I want a girl who I can handcuff to my heart and stab repeatedly with my love.
And who will let me play her butt like bongos.
synnove:
i once let someone play my butt like bongos. it jiggled.
I love my job.
I get to talk to GeeKs all day.
Geeks rock.
Melon Helmet Kitty Rocks.
Melon Helmet Kitty is the perfect band name.
I love Major League Soccer fans...
the San Jose team formerly known as the Clash have a supporters group called the Casbah...
and their arch rivals the LA Galaxy have a FanZine called "The Hitchhikers Guide" (to the Galaxy......
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I get to talk to GeeKs all day.
Geeks rock.
Melon Helmet Kitty Rocks.
Melon Helmet Kitty is the perfect band name.
I love Major League Soccer fans...
the San Jose team formerly known as the Clash have a supporters group called the Casbah...
and their arch rivals the LA Galaxy have a FanZine called "The Hitchhikers Guide" (to the Galaxy......
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zeta:
esa foto esta buenisima, la del gato con la sandia
y el aguardiente no es lo mejor es horrible
como va todo en tu vida?
no te da envidia de mi? yo aca con este clima tan delicioso y tu alla con ese frio
cuando vas a venir a visitarme y nos vamos de paseo para la playa que es en donde te gusta estar, no tengo ninguna playa cerca pero podemos ir
y el aguardiente no es lo mejor es horrible
como va todo en tu vida?
no te da envidia de mi? yo aca con este clima tan delicioso y tu alla con ese frio
cuando vas a venir a visitarme y nos vamos de paseo para la playa que es en donde te gusta estar, no tengo ninguna playa cerca pero podemos ir
deckwreck:
you left the hypno-toad out of your what rocks list. prepare to be hypnotized!!!
Once...a long long time ago I told a woman that she was beautiful.. and that I would love to stick my head in her vagina and wear her as a hat.. so that everyone might see how beautiful she is.. and comment on what an attractive cap I had...
But i'm still grappling with the meaning of the word "asshat".. what is it... and where...
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But i'm still grappling with the meaning of the word "asshat".. what is it... and where...
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Sharif Don't Like It...
Make sure the Casbah remains tidy and clean.
Wow. Life away from college is terribly strange.
I wouldn't know who to score any drugs off if I wanted some... which I do.
Nothing special.
Just some high powered metamphetamines designed in secrecy for western soldiers to make them the perfect fighting machines... so that I might hunt and bring down large...
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Make sure the Casbah remains tidy and clean.
Wow. Life away from college is terribly strange.
I wouldn't know who to score any drugs off if I wanted some... which I do.
Nothing special.
Just some high powered metamphetamines designed in secrecy for western soldiers to make them the perfect fighting machines... so that I might hunt and bring down large...
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flux:
a ti te extrao.
deckwreck:
hypno toad owns all! im hard at work on making a hypn toad icon. now if only my stupid finals weren't getting in the way...
we are we are we are
the youth of an asian.
melon kitty makes me happy.
my cd-r drive is broken.
there is a music c.d. in it.
this makes me sad.
the youth of an asian.
melon kitty makes me happy.
my cd-r drive is broken.
there is a music c.d. in it.
this makes me sad.
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suprpkl:
Nothing a good knife couldn't fix.
Siempre me preguntare,
Que va a pasar al final
Cuando el destino me alcance,
Y se de cuenta que yo
He sido solo un cobarde
Winter depression hits with mechanical precision, once the thermometer outside the kitchen window drops below 60.
The sun is nowhere to be found.
Sometimes christmas depression is almost cathartic, refreshing even...
But i'm tired.. and in no mood to be...
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Que va a pasar al final
Cuando el destino me alcance,
Y se de cuenta que yo
He sido solo un cobarde
Winter depression hits with mechanical precision, once the thermometer outside the kitchen window drops below 60.
The sun is nowhere to be found.
Sometimes christmas depression is almost cathartic, refreshing even...
But i'm tired.. and in no mood to be...
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Deep fried Turkey with Jerk Sauce and cajun seasonings.
Check.
Cajun/Jerk Stuffing.
Check.
Cranberry sauce with cilantro.
Check.
Result: Kickass Gourmet ThanksGiving.
Check.
Current Music: Rowdy Ravi the Rockin Punjabi - Bhangra Flava
Check.
Cajun/Jerk Stuffing.
Check.
Cranberry sauce with cilantro.
Check.
Result: Kickass Gourmet ThanksGiving.
Check.
Current Music: Rowdy Ravi the Rockin Punjabi - Bhangra Flava
wated:
That sounds like a fantastic dinner...deep fried turkey is particularly inspired.
I'm not actually from Llanfair, but I am still not happy that there's no room in the box for it.
I'm thinking of finding obscure Welsh towns on the map and changing my hometown every now and again...I don't think that people will believe that they actually exist anyway...
The shark originally looked like a cartoon style shark (whichever kind is generic), it was awesome. So awesome in fact that even though it's 2 years since I showed it to my mate's brother he still brings people down from England for the weekend and they've heard tell of the potato shark. Best eBay buy ever!
I'm not actually from Llanfair, but I am still not happy that there's no room in the box for it.
I'm thinking of finding obscure Welsh towns on the map and changing my hometown every now and again...I don't think that people will believe that they actually exist anyway...
The shark originally looked like a cartoon style shark (whichever kind is generic), it was awesome. So awesome in fact that even though it's 2 years since I showed it to my mate's brother he still brings people down from England for the weekend and they've heard tell of the potato shark. Best eBay buy ever!
wated:
A sarcastic mate asked me if I'd bought the carrot vagina when I told him I had a potato shark...I should probably stop taking about it as 'real humans' can't seem to comprehend its greatness...
Gal me love you.. me wann kiss and caress... tell the Gal a fi me lovin a da best...
Gal me need you... need you badly.. tell the girl about tha Wild' Apache!!
Raggamufin love fi the young lady
Sugah fi me cofie put a sugah fi mi tea
nothin good-a-sweet like the one Pixie
listen young girl ya hafa start understand...
Only one love...
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Gal me need you... need you badly.. tell the girl about tha Wild' Apache!!
Raggamufin love fi the young lady
Sugah fi me cofie put a sugah fi mi tea
nothin good-a-sweet like the one Pixie
listen young girl ya hafa start understand...
Only one love...
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larina:
SIM SIMMA!
WHO GOT DE KEYS TO MAH BEEMA?
WHO GOT DE KEYS TO MAH BEEMA?
wated:
Yeah, it is indeed the Wales shirt...it's their away strip. My mate is very nationalistic as well as idealistic. 
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root...
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May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root...
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zeta:
en donde andas ? por que tan perdido?
yo estoy trabajando mucho y todos estos dias ha estado haciendo demasiado calor
espero que todo ande bien
yo estoy trabajando mucho y todos estos dias ha estado haciendo demasiado calor
espero que todo ande bien
flux:
deep fried turkey is amazing.