i had surface piercings put into my dumb fucking neck about a week ago.
i was going to go for the classic 3-up-the-neck ladder configuration until my boss pointed me to her piercing portfolio where apparently everyone in town has one of those dumb things. so i did it in a vague "V" formation, which is unfortunate in hindsight because it's the first letter of my ex-girlfriend's name. i told her about this and we had a hearty chuckle before i hung up the phone and cried while masturbating to some amateur porn we did a couple years ago.
i was going to go for the classic 3-up-the-neck ladder configuration until my boss pointed me to her piercing portfolio where apparently everyone in town has one of those dumb things. so i did it in a vague "V" formation, which is unfortunate in hindsight because it's the first letter of my ex-girlfriend's name. i told her about this and we had a hearty chuckle before i hung up the phone and cried while masturbating to some amateur porn we did a couple years ago.