Tonight at nine on your CBS network affiliate: The CBS update of "The Diary of Anne Frank" staring Britney Spears as Anne Frank and MTV's White Stripe's front man Jack White as the man who loved her.
"I dunno, is it in black and white or somethin'.....?"
No fuckin' way. In fact it has a newly updated happy ending in which they escape and assassinate Hitler!
"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!" (applause)
Contrasted by NBC's remake competing for the same time slot of "The Sound of Music" staring Jessica Simpson and hubby Nick, also with an updated ending in which the Von Trap family is actually captured by the Nazis in the end and summarily executed.
"aaaawwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhh........"
But they sing a brand new never before heard musical number with beat loops while smeared in Mazola oil and digging their own graves!
"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!" (applause)
"I dunno, is it in black and white or somethin'.....?"
No fuckin' way. In fact it has a newly updated happy ending in which they escape and assassinate Hitler!
"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!" (applause)
Contrasted by NBC's remake competing for the same time slot of "The Sound of Music" staring Jessica Simpson and hubby Nick, also with an updated ending in which the Von Trap family is actually captured by the Nazis in the end and summarily executed.
"aaaawwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhh........"
But they sing a brand new never before heard musical number with beat loops while smeared in Mazola oil and digging their own graves!
"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!" (applause)
suzy_kabloozy:
Happy birthday, baby! 