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Um hi. Today I am busy. Not busy like I am going to be productive and feel good, but more busy like I am becoming more and more sure that I will not be able to do all the work, and that I am going to get fired.

Speaking of geting fired. Tonight is defnitely a night for Cheeba.
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pm:
Ahhh, a place where mom jokes can roam free, I have found home.
navin:
nerm is still a fucking pussy
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Yeah! Hot Water Music is tonight. I've never seen em, but I'm looking forward to it.

Oh, and I have been eating vegan for the past 4 days. Its not as hard as I thought it would be (like trying to quit smoking) and I learned how to make falafel.
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nerm:
wow, I have to give some respect to navin's meat comment. Priceless.

and true... I mean no its not. I dont like dick! come on guys you know I hate dick. aww, christ there goes my rep.
shinydemon:
fair enough... well I know who WON"T be riding shotgun in the Camaro.
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> > Subject: More than you were afraid to ask...
> >
> >
> > Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your
> > friends. What you're supposed to do is copy (not
> > forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new
> > e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so
> > they apply...
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navin:
you asked for it..

1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
5:15
2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Kurt Vonnegut
3. GOLD OR SILVER?
silver
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
four feathers (fucking horrible)
5. FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
sopranos, 120 minutes, Star Blazers
6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
four shots over ice
7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
iguana
8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
no
9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
mountains and music
10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
david
11.Where do you prefer to live? BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY?
country
12. Favorite Season?
fall/winter cusp
13. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
cookie dough
14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
plain
15. FAVORITE COLOR?
blue and "indian red"
16. FAVORITE CAR?
landrover defender 90
17. FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING?
leftover thanksgiving turkey
18. TRUE LOVE?
yes
20. FAVORITE FLOWERS
edel weiss
21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE?
a couple days
23. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM?
blue
24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
11
25. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE TO?
bend, or
26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?
cat juggler... 3
27. FAVORITE Days OF THE WEEK:
sunday
28. RED OR WHITE WINE?
rose'
29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
saw The Queers... bad ass
30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
yup
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Does anyone know where I can get a gold-plated statue of Barbara Streisand?

She is SO hot!
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navin:
nayce photos at casa demon... scruffy nerm! i didn't know there were gay vikings?!?
mcqueen:
he's Cumbeard the Conqueror!
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Hey, I'm back. I have been hidden under a sewer grate since the Halloween party. Those mj brownies kicked my ass in a big way. I dont think I have ever been that fucked up. But, I didnt puke. Which is more than I can say for some of my more experienced colleagues.
rawr_ima_monster:
hm. ok. that's cool. I wnat ot say this without being an ass. is this in a specific way related to my own stuff? is it someplace I could host a site or something? I actualyl have some web sace, I just haven't used it yet, so that sort of indicates how good I am at making a web presence anyway.
-trust me I'm nto a dick, I just have be blunt about it.
Dave
rawr_ima_monster:
thanks, good sir, I appreciate the answer.
Dave
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It's on like Donkey Kong!
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shinydemon:
Hi my names Nerm. I live under a big gray rock. I never post to SG anymore... i like men. If there was a suicide boys site, I would be on it 24/7 looking at pecker!!
mcqueen:
Hi, I'm Nerm. I never update my journal because my life is just a blur of booze, weed, cigarettes, and midget porn. Nothing really changes. Day after fucked-up, twisted day.
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I ordered my costume on ebay today. yay!
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shinydemon:
I found something under the coffee table on the way out to work today Nerm.

I think it's your lung.

Coughing so hard and loud it must've popped out. you being ripped stoned and blurry eyed apparently couldn't find it. I was going to put it in the fridge for you but it growled at me as I got closer. I think it had a pizza crust in it's mouth.
nerm:
Its on like Donkey Kong!
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wow, QUOTSA fucking ruled last night. I think Autopilot sung by Mark Lanegan was the song of the evening. But I was drunk, high, and confused so I wouldnt know. Also, Santa Cruz is filled with bums and hippies smile
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rawr_ima_monster:
hey nerm, maybe I should be on shinydemon...I have not met this shinydemon though, so maybe I'm a big loser? I dunno. I actually do have space, but I got too caught up in something to ever actualyl get a page up, and now I have to go through the steps to re-recover my space. long story. anyway, maybe I will check out this demon of which you speak. yes. the monkey is my "work" There's a board thread lying around here somewhere with tons of crap I did. it has a link inside of it to other crap I put up ince before. I'll go find it and post it below to make thigns easy for you if you like seeing pretty cartoons.
-wouldn't happen to know where I could get paid to make pretty drawings, could you? like now?
Dave
rawr_ima_monster:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/4130/
yay, I'm a whore.
-whore, whore, whore doing the whore dance.
Dave
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Okay, since I dont feel like arguing in the forum about whether or not to shoot cute fuzzy critters, here's my topic of the day:

BEST Movie Quotes : Pick a movie and Quote
My Favs (from fight club)

"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives."

"This is your life. It...
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mcqueen:
Was it toward the end of his term?
That would make me squirm
if Nerm got sperm stuck in his perm.
And it got all firm.
the_o_man:
Fast Times At Ridgemont High -" What are you people...On dope? "
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Todays Checklist:
wake up sick - X
throw up - X
get into work late - X
feel like shit - X
go to best buy and waste money - TBD
go home and throw up - TBD
buy more sweet, sweet cheeba - TBD
smoke sweet, sweet cheeba - TBD
run around yard sick, high, barfing - TBD

Looks like I got a great...
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shinydemon:
OK your currently driving an acura nermal. You leave Chevy's alone!! Or i'll crush your Integra Bigfoot style with the Tahoe!!!
mcqueen:
Line of the day:

"run around yard sick, high, barfing - TBD"

ha hah ha
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I have the best job ever. I am pretty much going to post messages and browse the net all day and get paid.
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nerm:
<b>quote:</b><br>Hmmmm... what exactly ddoes it mean when a video game becomes a huge part of your social life?<hr>

wait, Im confused, I dont see the leg you have to stand on, nerdyDemon.
navin:
I think i'll join you for the next couple of days... although i've been doing that for years... getting a little old... nerm, you've got to check out today's journal... found it this morning...