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It's St. Patty's day, and I can't wait to get my French on? Whatever the fuck that means... well, I suppose it just means I'm a "frog" and have no Irish in me.

Anyway... time to be asexual, and perform a little Guinnelingus on your head.

tonguemiao!!
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blasfemme:
johnny?? did you survive?? i can't raise the twins without your money, uh, i mean without their daddy.
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scoots:
hello? no journal update yet? im guessing something happened last night, and im guessing liquor was involved, and possibly chains and candlewax.....................and a goat.
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I have no idea how my last journal entry became a breeding ground for a Cher topic of conversation??? shocked

tonguemiao!!
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soniclu667:
well if yr the minneapolis attention slut, im the one in st paul! maybe we can help eachother out...
soniclu667:
hahaha! yr so funny...
i go to hamline...
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Boy.... that was kind of weird. Didn't really turnout like I'd hoped.

These things happen.

tonguemiao!!
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nordicgoddess:
I love your hairless neonutz!!!! No problem here!! kiss
judas:
also, cher's son elijah blue (fathered with gregg allman) is in the infamous video, all thirteen and setsy, playin' guitar and gyrating on his mama. HOT. he's now the frontman to deadsy, whom i love.

*sound of ice clinking, vodka pouring* thanks neo, you got the one woman party started.
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I think I'm going to be domestic today...

tonguemiao!!
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suicidesmitty:
unscathed... yes.

untouched... NO

sorry I couldn't deal with the Hookers & Blow... I was never a frat boy.

bitch.
halsonic:
Put it in your day planner.
I will be right across the street from the CC Club so if your there you can stop in and see the color of my blood.
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Rudolph's was a good time last night, sorry my sweet ass didn't stick around. It was off to see some live fucking rock and roll... and it was fucking awesome!

I love being drunk... excuse me while I go to the fridge to start my morning right! Wait a minute... maybe I'll go to the CC??? Yes, a CC breakfast it shall be.

tonguemiao!!

PS- thanks...
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clara:
CC?
souljerk:
Contagious erotic politics... sounds like it's time for a buffet..
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I'm extremely pretentious... watch out.

tonguemiao!!
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souljerk:
retard..... huh?






Can I have some ice cream...

blasfemme:
hey johnny, the waitress loved the pic of your nuts we included in the tip.
she said it took them a while to figure out what it was but that they were passing it around the restaurant staff. then she said..."is that a 3rd nut i saw???"

love you buddy. kiss
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Saw me a nice little rock and roll show last night at First Ave. Met a couple of SGers for the first time, very cool. FYI... NordicGoddess was waaaaay drunker then I was.

My conclusion...

I'm so proud of all my little alkies in this group! It just makes me grin from ear to ear (but not covering the dimples of course). I feel at...
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annysia:
suuuuure! wink you comin out to see more of your lil'alkies tonight?
blasfemme:
drunker than YOU?? wow, that's DRUNK!
her and punkrocksim must be switching off then cause nordic and i were scraping punk off the floor the night of SGburlesque. don't those girls rule?? i could eat em up!

see ya tonite johnny boi kiss
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This has been a long week, and yet it's just getting started. Seeing Liz Phair this evening at the Ave, and it should be a goodin'! Oh, and I almost forgot, I got hooked up by a dude I know in the T-Wolves ticket office with some Buffett tix before the show even goes on sale!!! Big pimpin' in some seats that were never going...
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scoots:
i was soooo close to going to liz - had some friends that were asked me to tag along

how odd it would have been to run into neotard - but then again - you would have been in process of being cut off by the bartenders, whipping out your testies, then getting tossed out. so it was for the best that i didnt go
souljerk:
Buffet?... who the fuck is buffet... does that have any thing to do with Margaretville.... you fag!!!
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Yesterday was tough.
It was Maggie's last day walking this earth.
She went peacefully with the vet's help.
She was part of our family for 16 years.
She had her parents and her brother by her side.
Alas she'll be in pain no more.
I hope I never have to do that again.
I miss my puppy.

tonguemiao!!

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dhill1:
Sorry to hear about Maggie...She looks like a real sweetie
judas:
got meat?
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I am a revolutionary.

I had a blind date.

i got cut off at the bar.

I am a revolutionary.

tonguemiao!!
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clara:


"Let's party."
souljerk:
"I am a revolutionary." huh?.... what well the republican party think?