Saturday Jun 26, 2004

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I got pretty garbaged up last night.
I sometimes get the sense someone should have a leash on me.
Found my new Sunday night drinking hole.
Just need a cab, or an easy woman to crash with.
I have to poop now.
Nic and I are heading to the bar to "disturb" wedding folk.
A little Hooker's and Blow never hurt anyone.

tonguemiao!!
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trixel:
*wanders in* *pulls out a rhinestone studded collar and leash* Here kitty, kitty. robot kiss
er:
who are they? some crackwhore friends of yours who live in baltimore?

Friday Jun 25, 2004

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THE GOOD NEWS: New carpet is getting laid!!!

THE BAD NEWS: I'm still not... frown

Friday, bitches!!! Gonna try to get my computer at home fixed like a dog so I can do deviant internet things again.

Always remember, as much as I enjoy ripping ya'll apart on a daily basis, I still have much love for ya'll. Wait a minute, no I don't.

tonguemiao!!

Midday Update:...
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bpatrick:
Hey just put new carpet in my guest bedroom. Plus painted it..love the new carpet and fresh paint smell..now have to find a femme fatale to break it in w/me!
charitee:
Hey, are you around? Zip needs to get a hold of you, business stuff.. he doesn't have your cell #. I'm gonna send you an email through here with his cell #.

Thursday Jun 24, 2004

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Tell me something old?
Tell me something new?
Tell me why to fuck you?

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
I don't have time for your silly lists. I could be drinking gin instead!
nordicgoddess:
Can I blind you with science? I thought so. Oh also, I can't believe these people don't realize that your journal entry is just your way of expressing yourself with poetry. I knew you had it in you. Enjoy your Friday and have a drink at lunch. I just might! smile

Wednesday Jun 23, 2004

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Ahh... did someone forget/leave a pair of glasses at my house at some point in time? Low perscription, probably near sighted eyes, maroonish. Scratch my magical nuts and you might get them back! shocked

My day...
*VW getting oil change, lube and body work.
*Lunch at 1pm with potential new-hire.
*Momma should be out of lead room in hospital.
*Client in at 4pm for consultation.
*Gotta...
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pixie_punch:
falafels are GOD
suiclide:
just remember satan loves all of us just as much as jesus does....right?religion is fun i persoally like to pull morals and lifestyle from a lot of different religions, christianity to satanism, wicca to buddhism

Tuesday Jun 22, 2004

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Okay, long medical day today...
Momma get's her iodine radiation this morning. My father is so wound up, it's very difficult to talk to him. He's just being a tempremental ass. He doesn't know it until I call it, no one else ever has the balls to verbally come back at my father except me. So I get the joys of dealing with him.
I...
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suiclide:
i hope everything goes well for you man, if i believed in god i would pray for you and your mother, be positive and you'll be ok
suicidesmitty:
yeah, well it was a return to the yo momma jokes for me.

i don't even know what the fuck to say man. I hope this shit works out right for you.

Monday Jun 21, 2004

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Holy shit... what a weekend. I can't even remember what I did... oh yeah, got drunk.

*NEWSFLASH* eeek

tonguemiao!!
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charitee:
You were drunk? No? You lie!

teehee

tongue

wink

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souljerk:
yeah gin makes me puke to man i kant stand that shit

Friday Jun 18, 2004

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Well it's pretty much the weekend now. And since my computer at home is still retarded, and my roomie hasn't "cured" my issues with it... I'll have to be absent for yet another weekend.

I will hit the Juan man's party Saturday... probably be there until like 7-7:30 before I need to be in FUCKING CHANHASSEN for a bachelor party. The party should be awesome......
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nordicgoddess:
Nice to share a beer with you before you had to go to your other party. Hope you had fun out there in the boonies. Did you get to see any nekkid girls?
galen:
Dood, how was the hummer?

Friday Jun 18, 2004

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I was so bored yesterday, I had to put Jack Lord up as my profile pick. Jack Lord is the king of the "surf detective". And yes folks, that includes Magnum P.I., even though Seleck had the best womb broom ever known to man, he was still no Jack Lord.

My day today... hmmm? I think I'm workin' all day only to go home and...
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beaky:
Just remember, up and down not side to side!
darkjuan:
I can lay carpet if ya have the tools! I worked for my uncle for a while fixing things at his apartment complex. I learned how to do all sorts of crap tongue

Thursday Jun 17, 2004

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Hey, it's Thursday... only three more days of work left this week. frown

tonguemiao!!

Midday Update:
*yawn*
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nebel:


and also...hawaii 5-0 IS the best show ever....steve mcgarret is hot, hot, hot.....

I even wrote a rap about it.
blush
billybillybilly:
Actually, my goatee is just an extention of my vaginal hair. No, I don't mean my pubic hair.

See you on Saturday. Dick Richardson.

Wednesday Jun 16, 2004

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Okay, so the eating healthy thing, and living a "healthier" life is going alright. A few exceptions are made every now and again, but that's expected. For example last night, I did bum a smoke (twas disgusting) and ate some italian nachos (think I need a coronary... or maybe just a good loose stool). Also today, my head is feeling pretty good, no dizzy spells...
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prs2000:
you naughty boy. you deserve a spanking. wink
bankerboy:
God Damn I love hot assistants! There really is no reason to hire an unattractive chick, is there?

I lost 15lbs in a week thanks to good ole depression. I wouldn't recommend it as a weight loss routine, but hey, it worked for me. (I have since gained it all back)

I need to drag my ass to the gym. I am also going to get a bike, real damn soon!

Peace out home slice!

bb biggrin ARRR!!!
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