Wedding was a damn gooden. I didn't fuck up walkin' the hottie (married) bridesmaid, and more importantly she didn't fuck it up for me. Well, this weekend I got back on the boozin' wagon again. As I expected of myself, I reclaimed the drivers seat. I even have an nice ass groove where I've sat for many a year. But on a sad note... I didn't get laid. Shouldn't the bride have a bunch of good looking single women in attendance? What's the dealio with all of her friends being married and pregnant? I'm not married and pregnant... why are they?
What's cooler then cool? Ice cold.


What's cooler then cool? Ice cold.
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they only time you find a hot bridesmaid at a wedding willing to have sex is when you bring a date - that is just a sign how fucked up weddings are.