neodrunk

Dood, girls talk their way through stuff. It's another....... cycle they go through. They figure stuff out WHILE they talk about it. Guys on the other hand, we think about stuff, try and foresee the future of it, reach (what we think is) a sound solution and just grunt, or talk like we've figured everything out already. It's really more about free association with girls, or women if you will. I know i will, i love girls/women. My dad usta say, "Little buddy (he called me little buddy all the time...that and poopdecker or bugga-boo-buddy...long story) the only thing we have in common with women is that we walk upright and have two legs, otherwise everything about us is pretty much different" I've never forgotten his words, mostly cuz he has one of those voices that just makes ya cringe cuz it's so deep and biblical, but also because it's strangly right on. I mean, they got an innie, we got an outtie, ying yang, that kinda thing. Anyfuck, remember in Jerry Maguire when Cuba Gooding Jr. said, "Jerry, ya gotta LISTEN to the woman" that shit is right on. It's so easy to get into the bad habit of just process what they're saying or where they're going as they say it. When we climb out of ourselves and realize that most woman are much more evolved than men when it comes right down to it, it becomes 'all good'. We're passing up a valubable resource for catching up to their curve. And i gotta say, i love the curves, hehe.. I know i'm rambling here, but i'm on a roll. Seriously tho, there you were with two women who felt comfortable enough around you to talk about their cycle. If it was just them intentionally being gross about it for your benefit, that's one thing. But if they were openly talking about it, isn't that flattering in a sense? The changes their bodies go through, the fluctuations minute by minute, day by day, the emotions involved. They don't even understand everything about it themselves!

To make a long story short (which is too late for that now) seize these opportunities in the future, Johnny. Have a tape recorder at the ready, take copious mental notes if you can. We need to put ourselves in their shoes once in a while. Even if it's that time of month and the shoes don't fit cuz our feet are swollen. We have to push the envelope to evolve, drag our caveman grunting friends along with us if we can. Sure we'll fail, fall on our faces, get laughed at. But we're putting forth the effort, man. The bottomline is, more open minded listening, just absorb it like a sponge, almost like when you're starting a book. Woman are wonderful never ending creatures, so don't anticipate an ending...or gawd forbid....a climax ~cough~ but just like a book, in later chapters, sometimes everything you've experienced/read/listened to, all comes together and makes a little more sense. One more step on the never ending staircase towards sponge-worthy evolution.

Now i dare you to re-think your goal for the week.

huh?
(that's all i can say, galen took up all the room)