I'm back! I'm alive! And I didn't burn my boys dancing around the fire! Now that's a good weekend
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As usual this was one of the most fun weekends of the summer. Larger group this year. Unfortunately, the only night that we jumped into the lake to commence the annual nudie chicken fighting contest... we were all too drunk. No one could stand up, and it was freeeeeezing. All of us guys made sure the women were aware of how cold it really was. We didn't need a Castanza inccident.
Did a ton of slaloming on perfect water. Yesterday morning even dipped back in the past and did some tubing. My buddy and I kept trying to commandere the others tube. Jumping from one tube to another only to smack your face on someone's back at 30 miles per hour is NOT comfortable. I'm pretty sure I'll have more bruises arrise. Also had a rope snap and whip me in the face. I had a red line down the left side of my face for a good hour or two. Ouch.
All in all, I'm back for another busy week. This summer might be the busiest I can remember. This week I've got softball Wednesday, Steely Dan concert at Xcel Thursday, Friday trying to score a date, Saturday the first Vike's preseason game (1st year season tix) and probably mixing up some cocktails somewhere in there too.
Peace

side note: I need to get laid something ferocious. Ladies, please, don't make me call ex-girlfriends, sociopaths (crazy, but fun... still too crazy) or have me troll for bar trash.
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Oh, and I just decided today that I really do not like what I do for a living. The worst part about it is, to do what I really want means a SEVERE pay cut! No joke, like sell my house paycut.
As usual this was one of the most fun weekends of the summer. Larger group this year. Unfortunately, the only night that we jumped into the lake to commence the annual nudie chicken fighting contest... we were all too drunk. No one could stand up, and it was freeeeeezing. All of us guys made sure the women were aware of how cold it really was. We didn't need a Castanza inccident.
Did a ton of slaloming on perfect water. Yesterday morning even dipped back in the past and did some tubing. My buddy and I kept trying to commandere the others tube. Jumping from one tube to another only to smack your face on someone's back at 30 miles per hour is NOT comfortable. I'm pretty sure I'll have more bruises arrise. Also had a rope snap and whip me in the face. I had a red line down the left side of my face for a good hour or two. Ouch.
All in all, I'm back for another busy week. This summer might be the busiest I can remember. This week I've got softball Wednesday, Steely Dan concert at Xcel Thursday, Friday trying to score a date, Saturday the first Vike's preseason game (1st year season tix) and probably mixing up some cocktails somewhere in there too.
Peace
side note: I need to get laid something ferocious. Ladies, please, don't make me call ex-girlfriends, sociopaths (crazy, but fun... still too crazy) or have me troll for bar trash.
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Oh, and I just decided today that I really do not like what I do for a living. The worst part about it is, to do what I really want means a SEVERE pay cut! No joke, like sell my house paycut.
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I'll miss him. He came to me almost ten years ago. He was already a few years old at that time. My dad can't even talk about it on the phone...my mom has to tell me what the vet has been saying. My Dad cries everytime I try to talk about it.
Arghhhh. So wednesday is the day. I'm very sad.
My luck i'll call during the 5 minutes you actually work.