Being the good son that I am, I'm letting my parents spend the next two days at my house while they're in town. I just realized that I no longer have a girlfriend's place to escape to for sexual deviances. I surely can't jerk off with my parents down the hall. I'd feel like I'm 12 all over again. Ladies... a little help here???
whoozywhatzy:
The "parent-in-town staying with you" thing is always lovely. My parents seem to come in the city every two weeks to stay with me. ARGH. I feel your craziness.
crippledmike:
Dude, just whip it at the breakfast table and when they give you lip about it just stand up, wave your finger in their faces, and say"My house, my rules!". If they don't like it they can stay at my house and I will whip it at the breakfast table.