Today is a Guttermouth day.....!!!!
(to be read very fast, in a nasal, So-Cal accent)
you know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct.
like the other day, i was out walking my siberian-american huskies, and you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts.
so some guy walks up and he says, "get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!"
so, i replied, "how dare you call them dogs! they're siberian-american huskies.
that's like calling an african-american a black.
or calling a mexican-american a mexican.
or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot!"
it pissed me off so much i got a nose ring, died my hair blue and moved to san francisco!
I am NOT at the London tattoo convention today as planned- this pretty much sucks!!
On as brighter note- I have Life of Agony tickets!!
Si.x
(to be read very fast, in a nasal, So-Cal accent)
you know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct.
like the other day, i was out walking my siberian-american huskies, and you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts.
so some guy walks up and he says, "get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!"
so, i replied, "how dare you call them dogs! they're siberian-american huskies.
that's like calling an african-american a black.
or calling a mexican-american a mexican.
or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot!"
it pissed me off so much i got a nose ring, died my hair blue and moved to san francisco!
I am NOT at the London tattoo convention today as planned- this pretty much sucks!!
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
On as brighter note- I have Life of Agony tickets!!
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
Si.x
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
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elliesmell:
hello you
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imperfectcadence:
Happy Halloween, you mentalist!
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