nathaniel

so i get this random message on myspace from some girl named marissa. she thinks im cute and stuff and im like "cool." and shes all like "yeah." so we talk back and forth for a bit and she asks for my number, i tell her im a little uncomfortable with giving out my number to strangers via the interweb, no bueno. did i mention she doesn't have any pictures of herself on her profile? anyway, she says she works at a movie theater and i should come by and see a free movie and im like "sweet." so i went to see 1408 wich was ok and there were only three people in the theater and oh yeah, the punchline: she was a midget albino. im not fucking kidding. i win.