Our fair isle is probably officially fucked I think now from the ozone hole hangin right over our arses, we have had fuckin freaky winter weather and monsoon action all year with power cuts, landslides, little ladies and thier kittens washed away with the torrents. The government needs to start issueing bottles of whiskey with state of emergency packs, and get it sorted, the people need thier comforts!! Still, as the water keeps falling, if we arent so unlucky to live in the wops we can all work just carry on workin on our fireside tans, snuggling up with our kittens, and forget stressing about global warming and enjoy our liquid amber, and be thankful the water isn't around our waists in the lounge. One must be resourcful and inventive when looking for winter activites, if you are dry I do recommend naked picnics- fireside, and all manner of body numbing enhancements. HMMmmmmm, I do love winter.