Remember when you were in school? Did you ever skip class?
Last week I ditched the end of one of my classes (boring, too long).
Last week at the end of one of my classes there was a group consensus to move the class to a 9am start instead of 8am.
Since I was on time this didn't apply to me:... Read More
Mayonaise: Brown, soft warm substance found in the pickle jars and cereal aisles of many places. Mayonaise usually emits no odour but may smell a little strong if left out in the sun or lost deodorant crystal while camping. Mayonaise is only dangerous if cornered, unabashedly drunk or racially provoked; so pretty much 86% of the time if... Read More
It's Summertime here in the Great Frozen North. So in the spirit of vacuous, western living, here are some gratuitous pool shots from a life none of us leads. Well, except me.
We all know swimming drunk isn't safe, so we swim really drunk in big groups.
At least this way, the paramedic's won't have to make more than one trip... Read More
Okay neighbors from the North. In one week I'm travelling to Dorset, specifically Lake Kawagama for days on end of mountain biking. What else is there to do? If nothing, I'll just keep pedaling.
Yeah, sister, even though you're being poked by needles and having ink imbedded in your flesh, this means that you are alive, and most likely also have enough in your pockets to hire your lovely friend to do this to you.
There is a lovely MILF tatoo artist in my town, whose loveliness almost tempted me to get tatooed until it hit me that such a temptation may not be auspicious, that my motivation might be bound up in some strange unconscious fantasy of winning her favors, which in that context would only be NOWHERE.
Hooking up should not be had by obsequiousness or other powerless mindsets, or at least that sort of thing has very sad limitations from the get-go, no? Acting freely of one's essence is better, and brings a bounty of far sweeter loving.
As for tatooing, I really love your tatoos. For myself I don't know if I really have an aversion; it's not the pain, but may have something to do with the permanence. But my main deal is the understanding of my motivation. God forbid that I would do it out of some odd circular form of conformism. Let me stop belaboring my own silly set of conundra.
Damn, sis, your grandma seems at least as cool as my dear departed grandma. Glad you enjoyed it. Can't help but feel jealous. Those Ween brothers are too damn funny and talented, and putting on a good live show, definitely not to miss.
Saw Ween a few years ago in Buffalo. Fantastic show. They played close to four hours.
Anyway, the customs dude going into the States was a total dick and damned near did not let us through. As far as border crossing stories go, that night was for me the closest I ever want to come to being interrogated. Ever.
I make & mail surprise packages because I love the idea of
someone,
somewhere opening up a personalized envelope (made just for them with LOVE!)
and smiling.
For the reasonable price of only $2 US you too can have your own surprise package devlivered right to your door!
From Canada w/love eh!
"But Nali what's so great about a surprise package... Read More
When turn fifteen we can get a permit to drive with a licensed adult then we have to take driver education which is like a three week class where we practice driving and learn all the rules and tricks. Then when your 16 you go to the DMV and take a written test and then a road test and if you pass you get a drivers license.
I got mine when I was 16.
That graduated thing sounds crazy! You crazy Canadians with your rules and what not.
My girlfriend is 21 and hasn't taken her drivers test yet either. I think it gets a lot more intimidating as you get older though cuz when your 16 your dumb and don't realize that you are being allowed to drive a ton of metal at extremely high speeds...